When you slide your own stool in & out of your own butt hole it does not count as self anal sex. But it counts as Sexual Shittercourse. That is lowest form of anal masturbation you can ever do in your life while going number 2.
You done fucked yourself with your own shit? Fucking weirdo!
Hey look! That person had sex with his own Spaghetti!
Did you bother to wipe after having sexual shittercourse?
Why the fuck do you get off to that?
The bigger the stool, the tougher of the pull.
Hey look! That person had sex with his own Spaghetti!
Did you bother to wipe after having sexual shittercourse?
Why the fuck do you get off to that?
The bigger the stool, the tougher of the pull.
by Howard Stern Number 1 July 7, 2021
Get the Sexual Shittercourse mug.Literature that one would take to the shitter, hence the term. Sunday funnies, album notes, and yearbooks are all good examples because they tend to distract from the dank smell of your feces. Shitterature usually does not include novels or any other piece of literature that requires concentration.
by Kanino July 19, 2007
Get the shitterature mug.Related Words
shittease
• shittea
• shithead
• shitter
• Shitten
• shitted
• Shittastic
• shittake
• shittanked
• shittard
Someone who takes a shit quickly, usually with no time to read a newspaper, magazine, or any useless item of text. Power shitting is a gift and cannot be learned. Power Shitters find themselves perplexed of how people have the time to read while taking a shit. Power shitters get their shit done!
Dude, you like totally took a shit faster than I could piss. You're like a power shitter.
Holy shit, I haven't even looked at the front page yet. - Yeah, I know. I'm a power shitter.
Holy shit, I haven't even looked at the front page yet. - Yeah, I know. I'm a power shitter.
by Power SHIT April 11, 2010
Get the Power Shitter mug.One who shats on shindigs that go down in the hood.
...An alternative for the phrase party pooper. Because it sounds so much better than the nasty phrase party pooper.
...An alternative for the phrase party pooper. Because it sounds so much better than the nasty phrase party pooper.
by g--$ October 3, 2009
Get the Shindig Shitter mug.by k+s May 9, 2007
Get the up the shitter mug.Usualy the substance transformation of plastic toys from china or firniture from MFI.
Its when cheap toys or gadjets break with no force realy applied, Hence they must be made of Shitetanium.
Its when cheap toys or gadjets break with no force realy applied, Hence they must be made of Shitetanium.
Joe: Awwww crap i just broke my mobile....
Nick: Obviously got that new Shitetanium casing on it then.....
Nick: Obviously got that new Shitetanium casing on it then.....
by Playfulgorilla March 6, 2009
Get the Shitetanium mug.
Get the Shittely mug.