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you got to be shitting me

1. Another way of saying you got to be kidding me.

2. A way to show that you are angry while something bad just happened to you.

3. A way to say that you are amazed by something and you don't believe it.
1. Austin: Tophs cock is several miles long (flassid)

Jeremy: you got to be shitting me!

2. Skyler: put on your seat belt

Walt Jr. : you got to be shitting me!

Another version of the phrase;
'You got to be dicking me!'
by DUWBAT October 27, 2013
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spittaging

A combination of spit roast and cottaging, that is, being put on the spit through two cottaging holes. Generally anonymously in public restrooms.
Last night I went into the Uni toilets and overheard Reece and two bikers. It was some serious spittaging.
by Reece Carson October 1, 2007
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shitscaping

Shitscaping or shitscapped. Describes a poorly executed landscaping job, such as poor lawn cutting, poor brick laying, poor mulch spreading, etc. The act of shitscaping is commonly done among landscaping companies that do not have the proper amount of personal, equipment, or knowledge to carry out a given job.
Since the employee franked up the lawn mower, by flipping the lawnmower when trying to cut grass on a steep hill, the grass was shitscapped because it was tore up by the tires and many areas were left uncut.

The landscaping company bid very low on a given job, which bidding low typically correlates in doing a very poor landscaping job, hence shitscaping.
by bigjholdem November 27, 2011
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Shitting on my game

(v) When a friend or another male interferes with your interaction with an girl. Usually by bringing the attention to himself by boasting or other means. Frequently occurs when the other male is jealous of your progress; an extremely douchey form of cockblock
John: So I finished that book you were telling me about

Linda: Yeah, isn't it great?

*Jack Enters*

Jack: Oh that book! You know that I actually worked with the author on a short story!

*Linda diverts attention to Jack*

Linda: Oh? What is he like?

John: Stop shitting on my game, Jack
by Kugelblitz November 16, 2012
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shitting cum

Pooping out semen after being butt-fucked.
Anna was totally shitting cum last night after the three-way.
by Anna<3'scock123 January 28, 2016
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shitting in my toilet

creeping on one's Turf with the intent of causing issues.
Boy 1: "that gang of rejects keeps shitting in my toilet and it's getting on my nerves."
Boy 2: "yeah and soon this street will be on a pigs patrol if things don't settle down."
by grass_head February 13, 2020
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Stress Shitting

When someone is stressed to the point that they frequently have to shit. This may also compromise the "integrity" of said shit.
"Are you guys excited for the performance tonight?"
"Yeah I am, but Steve has been stress shitting all morning."
by TwerkItHard May 14, 2014
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