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Shitmarker

1. infinity ward's bullshit "revolutionized" damage system that can't detect a realistic amount of damage. because 50 caliber bullets from an intervention sniper to your face won't kill you in real life.

2. getting screwed out of a kill /score because of a garbage FPS system.

other tenses: shitmarked, shitmarking
gamer 1: WHAT THE FUCK I SHOT YOU 3X IN THE FUCKING MOUTH WITH A FUCKING INTERVENTION UP CLOSE...AND YOU DIDN'T EVEN DIE.

game2: thatz cuz i'm oober l33t

gamer1: ...fucking infinity ward and there shitmarkers..fuck this *ragequits
by Wesley Pipez October 17, 2010
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shitferbrains

one who displays immense stupidity, and is happy to respond to the term publicly. Shitferbrains is only used in a public forum and has no value in general conversation. Typical venues for use of the word would be building sites etc - The word would be shouted loudly to gain the attention of the subject, who must respond without complaint
Oy shitferbrains go and get me a lefthanded screw driver

response - sure thing boss
by thentu September 21, 2006
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Shitfart

When you try so hard to shit during constipation that you fucking rip one as you’re shitting
I shitfarted because of the amount of bread i ate
by Short penis October 18, 2019
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Something to say when someone makes a wet fart.
*Someone makes a wet fart*

Grandma: There ain't shit far behind that.
by cbruer December 3, 2009
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shitfaced hammered drunk

to be beyond just wasted. To not only be so drunk you pissed on somone but you more then likley pissed in your own shoe then put it on just to go outside and pass out.
holy shit bill was so fucking shitfaced hammered drunk lastnight he woke up open the drawer to his desk pissed in it and then tried to flush it.
by Billbo T. Baggins March 5, 2011
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shitfaceted

combination of shitfaced and wasted-referring to being extremely drunk
Last night I was so shitfaceted I don't even remember what happened!
by lazooooo August 15, 2009
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Playing the Shitar

In anticipation of a rather lengthy shit, one brings their guitar into the bathroom to pass the time.
I always play better when I'm playing the shitar
by nygiantsphan May 1, 2010
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