shpanked

There are two possible meanings. The first meaning refers to getting extremely intoxicated to the point where you can no longer stand up straight. The second meaning refers to when somebody has wanked one out in a nearby outhouse.

Person 1: Dude, I'm so shpanked right now.
Person 2: Well no duh, you took a 6 minute keg stand!

Person 1: I feel so much better, I just released all of my sexual tension.
Person 2: How did you manage to do that?
Person 1: I just went and shpanked one out in that outhouse over there.

by The McClapski March 1, 2017

Shanked

Basically the way of saying 'do you wanna get stabbed' but in the UK.

'Aye my g, come her your bout to get shanked up.'

by yes no ok maybe September 14, 2020

Shiwanker

it means name of lord shiva

shiwanker given name as meaning of third eye of lord shiva,

by max1234oxox November 24, 2021

Shitankar

noun
a homeless person, usually with long and untidy hair and who refuses to trim it ;
adjective (DAIC)
without a settled home or a place to stay
"a shitankar burglar"

"he too led a shitankar existence, long and untidy hair, renouncing home, families and possessions.

by theyinthem March 23, 2022

shit shanked and toast

after becoming shit shanked, an individual bolts past without washing their hands.. dropping a deuce and grabbing the door handle.

I went to the bathroom and man with no regards to cleanliness, walked passed me without washing his hands.. He left me shit shanked and toast I thought to myself as I grabbed the door handle...I'm not hungry any more..

by Petesbeeps July 9, 2017

Shitake Mushroom

Slang for a small penis.

"I can't believe she's dating Kwan. He's got a shitake mushroom.

by Dwayne Boyd September 6, 2005

shitcanned

1. To become extremely intoxicated on alcohol.

2. TO scrap a project, plan or action.

1. We couldn't drive home from the bar because we had all gotton too shitcanned.

2. I say we shitcan this operation.

by TulsaDawg April 13, 2003