shitcock

A cross between an Asshole and a Cock. Or the resultant offspring of an asshole and a cock. Not nesasarily denoting sexual behaiviors resultant in fecal matter being present on ones schlong but relating to their behaiviors or mannerisoms.

tony blair is a shitcock

by N.Magic May 7, 2005

shitcockle

There are two main reasons for the word shitcockle:

1.When you say something to someone without realising and then thinking "OMG WHY DID I SAY THAT?!"

2.When something really bad but funny happens.

Boy: "Hey you see those girls, Charlotte and Sasha?"

Boy2: "Yeah they are really hot!"

Boy: "What?!"

Boy2: "Oh shitcockle!"

by charlasha December 29, 2009

sisco dick

Best dick anyone could give.

He gave me some sisco dick.

I'm lacking some sisco dick.

by Purplesunprincess117 May 23, 2017

shitcockmotherfucker

The name of my cat!

Here shitcockmotherfucker
here shitcockmotherfucker come inside shitcockmotherfucker

by logan December 21, 2003

Shisno

Someone who is inferior to you and it is the stupidest life form in the universe. It also means that they defecate like a skunk but also its defecation produces it's own excreement.

You are a dirty dirty Shisno.

Shut up you shisno.

by Pinkshisno December 28, 2005

Shitcon

Shitcon is like defcon but for shitting.

We better find a gas station soon, I'm at shitcon 1.
(Moments later)
I need to go home...I shit my pants.

by fattyJ April 21, 2006

shistory

Deliberately twisted or misrepresented ideas about the past, with malicious intent.

Contrast with mishistory

POTUS: "The founding father's intended the United States to be a Christian nation."

SCOTUS: "That's demonstrably false."

POTUS: "It's history baby."

SCOTUS: (Eyeroll) "That's shistory."

by fedora boy February 17, 2013