shellder

a slang term for a vagina.

shellder is the pokemon that most closely resembles a vagina.

"dude, i was chillin with jenny and she straight up showed me her shellder. so i whipped out my squirtle and we boned right there on the spot!"

by austin :OOO October 6, 2009

Shellder

APokemon that looks like a scallop and likes to bite people in their butts while they're tured around. They like sticking out their tongues and can be heard at night yelling SHELLLLLLLLLLLLDERRR! in very high-pitched voices.

Shellder bit the gay mail man in his butt, so now the gay mail man has a new pet.

by RatchetBoo April 27, 2003

smell my dump

expressing a strong feeling of dislike or literally smelling a pile of dump

Jake was smelling dumps all night or "Hey Jake want to hold Dean's hand?""Smell My Dump!"

by Shane bob January 13, 2009

National smell pussy day

National smell pussy day is on May 3rd The day everyone smells pussy

Emely :smell this Tommy:smell what Emely :my fingers it's national smell pussy day

by National dayz101 May 27, 2018

i smell you dirty

another way of saying "i feel ya", "i understand".

jareez: wow, today sucks.
chad: i smell you dirty

by bromandudebro May 5, 2011

i smell you dirty

another way of saying "i feel ya", "i understand".

jareez: wow, today sucks.
chad: i smell you dirty

by bromandudebro May 1, 2011

you smell like dad cum

When you can't think of a come back really quick

Jessica: Tiffany we all know that you are cheating on Bret with Mike, you slut.
Tiffany: We all know that you suck your dad's dick every night Jessica...That's why you smell like dad cum

by Wetty Fap 3817 March 27, 2016