Shootin Sillys

1.) Ejaculating. 2.) Ejaculating semen in someone's particular direction.

Jenn: Damn yo, u got all that jizz on ur tits

Starr: ya my boyfriend was fuckin shootin sillys, again

Jenn: Dat mother fuckaa!!

by DonkeyDildos March 28, 2013

Shooting Pearls

To "Shoot Pearls" is to give valuable advice, which may or may not be relevant.

Person A: If she says you don't need a condom, you need a condom.
Person B: Yeah, yeah, whatever.
Person A: Listen, I'm shooting pearls over here for you. Take a listen.

by Andranoxi September 9, 2015

melon shooter

A Muffler with an excessively and impractically large diameter output pipe (or an excessively large tailpipe on cars with mufflers located further from the rear of the car) - especially one that is mated to a much smaller upstream exaust system. Typically used to make a car "look fast" as opposed to modifications that actually make a car faster.

This type of exaust is called a "mellon shooter" because it is large enough to launch a melon that would be inserted into it - if the engine had enough power.

Look at the melon shooter on that Civic - it's as big as a sewer pipe!

by Matt287 May 13, 2006

school shootings

America

Johnny-Hey Billy what's the definition of America
Billy-School shootings.

by Somethingfatandlarge November 1, 2021

shooting fish in a barrel

n. Expression referring to something that is easy and unchallenging, often used when describing a hunt or destroying an enemy.

Playing this game is easy! it's like shooting fish in a barrel!

by MaSh92587 May 22, 2005

school shooter

the person with the most victory royales in the world

school shooter: i just dropped a twenty bomb

by black enslaver 69 December 10, 2019

shoot your cuffs

A male preening gesture, whereby a man wearing a suit extends both his arms rapidly outwards (i.e. shoot), so that his dress shirt sleeves extend nicely beyond his suit sleeves.

Ready for the big dance? You look good in that suit. Shoot your cuffs for me. There, much better.

by Philosophistry March 1, 2009