shard hunter

A person who searches for pieces of crystal meth, usually for hours on end on their hand and knees.

(1)What is wrong with you? Stop that! Fucking shard hunter.
(2)Eva looks so hurting when shes shard hunting.

by Jib Jonez jr. June 15, 2011

Shittin Shards

Shittin Shards. When it feels like you need to take a massive shit, but all that comes out is sharp, rock hard shards of shit. Can be very painful at times and may even cut your rectum.

Fuck.. I was shittin shards after that taco bell last night.. holy fuck im never goin there again!

by DustinIsFiending April 11, 2009

Sharded

A word used by the biggest youtuber named PewDiePie. The word means i pooped myself or i shit myself.

"Omg that video is so funny, i sharded"9

by GreenLightening September 17, 2017

Shard Monkey

What a crystal meth dealer refers to his dope fiend customers.

Hey man I really need some shards pronto! Dealer says patience my little shard monkey I'm on my way!

by ravencrow neversmiles July 15, 2014

PURE SHARD

PURE METH, ONE PIECE, NO CUTTING AGENT.

I JUST LOADED A PURE SHARD.
I GOT A SACK OF PURE SHARD.

by H4X0R 3li73 March 10, 2009

shard barbie

A female who will do anything for a bump

Damn she's such a shard Barbie, she sucked my dick for a bump!

by Sauni1 January 2, 2017

Shards Of Glass

The feeling in your throat the day after giving oral sex to a male partner

I blew Keaton last night and now I have shards of glass, aw shucks.

by Viva-De-Mi-Es-Chipotlé June 2, 2015