shallep

one of no stature

stop acting like a shallep and DO IT!

by chrawad aka CDUB June 28, 2009

shallow

1. Concerned with surface attributes only.

2. One of several adjectives that perfectly describes a yuppie or a soccer mom. See also vulgar, annoying, and arrogant.

Macgregor is a shallow soccer mom.

by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005

shallow

Morons who only like people because they're hot. They don't bother to actually get to know them.

Guy #1: Hal, lemme ask you something. Are you so shallow that you'd rather date a girl missing one breast than half a brain?
Guy #2: Ooh...toughie. Well, how's the remaining breast? Is it big?

by Elizabeth Bennett April 19, 2006

fishing shallow

a term used when a guy's dick is so small he can barely get it past the labia when having sex with a woman.

Girl 1: I heard John is fishing shallow.

Girl 2: Yeah, poor guy. Sally said he got a lot deeper with his finger.

by cybersavage December 9, 2013

Hit Me With Your Best Shallot Burger

From Bob's Burgers: a burger that comes with shallots

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Hit Me With Your Best Shallot burger, it has shallots!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

shallow

a person who likes someone just because of their looks.

"Yanira Saenzpardo is so shallow she didnt go out wit that guy because he dropped his milk"

by Jael January 17, 2006

driveway puddle shallow

Someone who is so shallow that they are practically on top of the water

She is the exact example of someoen who is driveway puddle shallow, she will only go out with someone with a job, has a lot of money, 6' 4 educated etc...

by drivewaypuddleshallow July 30, 2011