Sergei

The Originator.

My first kiss.

The one who taught me how to make love... not war.

My lifeblood.

Sergei is my everything

by LowL33s@h January 1, 2017

The Sergeant Bilco

This infamous act involves doing the traditional testy tuck, which is obviously placing your scrotum and penis between your legs.

However, the magic starts when you also nipple yourself, whilst your friends and/or relatives take incriminating photographs of you.

And voila - you've done The Sergeant Bilco

This act first came to notoriety in 2007 in a Magaluf hotel room. To fully recreate this filthy act, a sleezy, darkened hotel room makes for a perfect ambience.

"Oh my goodness - look at my pictures.....I've done the best example of The Sergeant Bilco"

by Sam Du Feu January 15, 2008

Sergeant Snuggles

A person who horny military men fantasize about. This occurs often when these soldiers are on long bouts of duty and need comforting thoughts. They are known to daydream about Sergeant Snuggles naked (typically performing sexual acts). This is partly due to loneliness and partly due to desperation (also extreme homosexuality plays a significant roll). The most commonly occurring fantasy is when a soldier imagines himself as a new recruit whom is trapped in a foxhole with the Sergeant and than is ordered to perform sexual acts. They in turn perform the acts and then proceed to cuddle through the long, cold night in the Sergeant's arms. It is also notable to say that their is a real life Sergeant this “Sergeant Snuggles” got named after. He is on active duty in North Carolina and currently dating a fellow Marine.

1. While Private Putz was sleeping some bunk mates observed him softly murmuring the name Sergeant Snuggles. They witnessed him saying in his slumber "Oh Sergeant, order me to do 100 push ups on Mr. Missile...". When awakened Private Putz quickly denied having wet dreams about the infamous Sergeant yet his bunk mates noticed that he had an erection and what appeared to be a small stain on his pants.

2. Private Putz was spotted exiting the barracks of Sergeant Snuggles early Saturday morning. The Private has always thought of Sergeant Snuggles as being "dreamy" yet denied it but now after witnessing him perform the "walk of shame" it is known to be true. When questioned about his sleepover with the Sergeant he exclaimed "I can't deny it anymore! I love Sergeant Snuggles! He holds me and won’t let me go like a prisoner in Guantanamo Bay. When he spoons me in his top bunk I feel so warm and cozy. If I get sent away to war it will be his love letters that keep me going!...” Then he started crying and continued on. “He's bombed my ass more than desert storm and has enlisted in my heart for life!" Private Putz was then awarded the Purple Penis for his bravery in telling such an embarrassing tale. Although Private Putz has since left the Marines he still maintains a long distance relationship with his beloved Sergeant.

by Ray14 April 10, 2009

sergei

aaron stanford's very sexy russian character on third watch. officer sully's stepson, and tatiana's son. he was killed off in the episode judgement day.

that guy over there was almost as hot as sergei.

by Alira January 17, 2004

Sergeesaurus

A Sergeesaurus is the nerdy dinosaur on Land Before Time.
Sergeesaurus - a blue longneck dinosaur with an obession with Dianasaures and telescopes.

If your friend is being nerdy ;
Dude 1 *studying for 5 exams*
Dude 2 yoo dude , your such a Sergeesaurus

by msspurrrfect September 25, 2011

Shrimp Sergeant Paul

Once gaining access to Shrimp Town you will find you are in good hands as the leader of the shrimp army, Shrimp Sergeant Paul, will defend Shrimp Town with his life. Paul can morph into various different shapes to fight absolutely anyone. Keep your distance as he is known to be a very horny man and can often trick other species into consuming his squid dick.

Shrimp Sergeant Paul : "Imma beat you so hard you gonna need a shoehorn to put your hat on!"

by Mr Kyro December 19, 2019

Sergeant Major

Sergeant Major is the military rank in the Army where you are granted the absolute right to be a dickhead

Shut up faggot! Im your Sergeant Major for fucks sake!

by Totally not D. Vegan May 4, 2020