The act of taking a shit, and ejaculating on top of it, causing a slimy brown mixture. Once the mixture has been well kneaded, yell "Wouf" and smash it in your partners face. Hilarious, but not recommended for first dates if you like the person. Best used during revenge sex.
Dude, I fucked my ex-wife last night.
Really, so you two are getting back together, huh?
Nope, I gave her the ol Slimy Selvey. I don't think she will be back for seconds!
Really, so you two are getting back together, huh?
Nope, I gave her the ol Slimy Selvey. I don't think she will be back for seconds!
by thehillshire December 22, 2014
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a mental disorder where speaking is hard or physicaly impossible in some situations, places, with certain people..ect..
I CAN'T really FRICKIN' SPEAK DUDEEE
a mental disorder where speaking is hard or physicaly impossible in some situations, places, with certain people..ect..
I CAN'T really FRICKIN' SPEAK DUDEEE
i have 5 diagnosed GOSH DARN mental disorders that include selective mutism, i can speak but most of the time I can't.
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An honorable man who is apart of the brotherhood: Value Select!
An honorable man who is apart of the brotherhood: Value Select!
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Get the selecta mug.Selenay is very pretty, loyal, attractive and kind . Selenays are good listeners and give good advice. If you get a chance to date a Selenay keep her she will be the realest person in your life. Selenays are really good friends. If your friends with a Selenay keep her in your life it will be worth it
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