selfie

the act of performing fellatio on one's self

My boss fired me for giving myself a selfie. I had no idea there were cameras in the office. I would have waited to get home to blow myself if I had known better. Maybe I can file for wrongful termination.

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 12, 2017

selfie steam

The falsely derived and inflated sense of self-worth coming from the posting of a highly attractive selfie.

It’s clear to all of us that she’s running on pure selfie steam at this low point in her life.

by Dr Bunnygirl February 25, 2019

a man's selfie

A selfie that obviously was taken by someone who does not take selfies regularly (e.g. angle off; face half in the picture; too low, too high etc.) The kind of selfie that a man might take.

Rob, not at all a vain person, took the worst selfie I have ever seen! It was a man's selfie personified!

by talk2me-JCH2 April 1, 2021

selfie shadow

When you're taking a picture of yourself and the device is casting a shadow on your face. Disrupts casual vibe in selfies.

Did you see Mary's Instagram? Like, totes selfie shadow.

by Instagay September 6, 2013

Selfied

The past tense of taking a picture of oneself.

The guy walked into the gym, approached the mirror, took out his camera phone, selfied, and walked out without lifting a single weight.

by JA King October 18, 2013

selfie-incrimination

Taking a selfie on a smart phone you stole.

My phone got stolen but I got it back from the cops because the rocket-surgeon thief did some selfie-incrimination.

by ApologyAcceptedCaptainNeeda February 8, 2015

selfie wanker

A person who takes too many selfies of themselves to such an extent that it takes up a lot of their time. They have a sexualized fetish in taking photos of themselves.

she's such a slag, I bet she texts lots of guys! what a selfie wanker!

by max payne July 2, 2015