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Anti-Seahorsism

Anti-Seahorsism is the hate of seahorses. It is a reasonable, fair, understandable, wise, and correct opinion about ugly, stupid, dumb, weird, ugly again seahorses. Most Anti-Seahorsists will tell you that seahorse fins are actual trash. The dumb seahorses latch onto corals their whole ass lives and do nothing. Anti-Seahorsists enjoy connecting with nature (except for seahorses, they dont deserve to be in nature).
Anti-Seahorsism is a belief I believe in, you should too!
by Actry_ April 30, 2022
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Seahorse Couple

noun

1. A romantic couple that is comprised of a transgender man, and a transgender woman; a transgender heterosexual relationship.
"If two people are in a heterosexual relationship, and the man gets pregnant, those two people are a seahorse couple."

"I'm In a heterosexual relationship, but I can get my boyfriend pregnant! We're a seahorse couple!"
by nightmareblush June 9, 2025
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upper seahorse

when a man ties his hands behind his back and has intercourse with a girl in a seahorse like motion.
Yo dude, i totally upper seahorsed that girl last night. she took it like a champ.
by 1234 abcdpimp October 15, 2011
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Chocolate seahorse

When after anal sex, one person then ejects seamen onto another's stomach
I got a chocolate seahorse from becky the other day
by Mozza1 February 16, 2020
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seahorse

When a man's semen ends up on his stomach, either by his own handywork or with the help of another; inspired by the species' method of reproductive development wherein the male carries the embryos on his stomach region.
I didn't have any tissues near by so i just seahorsed myself and passed out.

She doesn't like to swallow, so she usually just gives me the ol' seahorse.
by scrote-dogg December 24, 2008
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North Atlantic SeaHorse

North Atlantic SeaHorse- when you spray your girlfriend with water then elbow her in the face
by Bicycle99 August 26, 2025
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Salty seahorse

When a fisherman is fucking from behind, he bucks off smacks her ass and comes in her eye...
by PnCts88 November 8, 2019
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