Anti-Seahorsism is the hate of seahorses. It is a reasonable, fair, understandable, wise, and correct opinion about ugly, stupid, dumb, weird, ugly again seahorses. Most Anti-Seahorsists will tell you that seahorse fins are actual trash. The dumb seahorses latch onto corals their whole ass lives and do nothing. Anti-Seahorsists enjoy connecting with nature (except for seahorses, they dont deserve to be in nature).
by Actry_ April 30, 2022

noun
1. A romantic couple that is comprised of a transgender man, and a transgender woman; a transgender heterosexual relationship.
1. A romantic couple that is comprised of a transgender man, and a transgender woman; a transgender heterosexual relationship.
"If two people are in a heterosexual relationship, and the man gets pregnant, those two people are a seahorse couple."
"I'm In a heterosexual relationship, but I can get my boyfriend pregnant! We're a seahorse couple!"
"I'm In a heterosexual relationship, but I can get my boyfriend pregnant! We're a seahorse couple!"
by nightmareblush June 9, 2025

when a man ties his hands behind his back and has intercourse with a girl in a seahorse like motion.
by 1234 abcdpimp October 15, 2011

by Mozza1 February 16, 2020

When a man's semen ends up on his stomach, either by his own handywork or with the help of another; inspired by the species' method of reproductive development wherein the male carries the embryos on his stomach region.
I didn't have any tissues near by so i just seahorsed myself and passed out.
She doesn't like to swallow, so she usually just gives me the ol' seahorse.
She doesn't like to swallow, so she usually just gives me the ol' seahorse.
by scrote-dogg December 24, 2008

by Bicycle99 August 26, 2025

by PnCts88 November 8, 2019
