Angry Seagul

An angry seagull is a sexual term, it refers to the act of hiding in a cupboard or other item of furnishings and viewing a couple engageing in an act of passion i.e. fucking eachother senseless, this is common when a husband is spying on his wife while shes having sex with someone else, the act may be commited whilst sipping a refreshing beverage, whilst watching the dirty pervert will toss ones self off (for our American readers, Jerk ones self off) and Jizz into ones hand, he will then proceed to break free off his hiding place and run at the couple doing the dirty yelling caaaa caaaa, like a seagull, and waving ones arms in a windmill effect, also similiar to a seagull, this will mean ones love potion is flung over the horny couple rendering them both disgruntled and embarresed.

"I bust a naughty all over your mommas face last night ciril", "I know Germentrude i was watching from a wardrobe, i was planning to commit the Angry seagul but unfortunately i didnt make a sexy explosion in time", "Oh what a dreadful shame my good man, well better luck next time", "Why thankyou my dear friend i will practice more for next time"

by Muhammed Legend July 14, 2007

Seagull

Any person that eats free leftover scraps of food no matter how disgusting it is.

Those cookies have been sitting in the muster room since yesterday, but that’s no problem for Matt B, he’s a fucking seagull.

by FormerCarGuy September 27, 2018

Seagull-Management

Seagull-management, A manager who files in making allot of noise, shits on everything, then leaves.

Dude, why are you doing that?
New process mate.
Process has been changed again??

Yeah, total Seagull-management.
What a douche...

by LiegeTai March 5, 2015

rusty seagull

The sexual at of finishing anal by pulling out and roughly gagging the catcher to the point they make a sound like a dying seagull. note if vomiting occurs it becomes the painted seagull.

Rusty Seagull:
Guy: thats right bitch you love it in your ass, now eat my dick!
Girl: eaurauuchh!

Painted Seagull:
Guy: thats right bitch you love it in your ass, now eat my dick!
Girl: Wtf? hey...euurachhh...splahcchhh!

by PtrThaRmn October 4, 2011

angry seagull

When you are screwing a girl on a beach, you take your penis out, dip it in the sand, then stick it back in her.

During springbreak, i did the angry seagull to this drunk chick...she didnt like it.

by NaMdiZzLe May 16, 2006

Steven Seagal Porno Music

Music you would hear during various pornos involving Steven Seagal. Usually the music consists of thick, heavy techno beats that you can dance to. The beats in the music are usually well in sync with Steven pumping a bunch of Japenese girls with his 20 inch dick. In one of his famous pornos Aikido in a Speedo, there's a ton of disco porno music playing the background and he's dancing the whole time while only wearing a pink leather speedo (with his hair in pig tails). His most common move is having his legs more than shoulder length apart and shaking each outstretched arm up and down with his hands as fists.

*Hears a funky techno song playing in the background*
Sounds like Steven Seagal Porno Music!

by WAFFLESTOMPER667 April 9, 2009

Dirty Seagull

When you're fucking a girl on the beach, you pull your dick out, dip it in the sand, and stick it back in the girl.

I gave that bitch with the fat ass a dirty seagull the other day.

by MRP January 5, 2004