by JB237500 June 25, 2020
Get the boot scooter mug.Noun - A person with intense levels of beastitude and/or physical prowess in regards to other humans. Normal catch phrases include, but are not limited to, "I do what I want" and "All I do is win." Not to be confused with BDS or Bush Derangement Syndrome.
That guy has a 42 inch vertical and an eight pack. They don't call him Big Daddy Scoot for no reason.
by BigDaddyScoot July 1, 2010
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A (usually) young "skater" that can't skate at a real skate park using a real skateboard, so they use a razor scooter instead. Cases like this happen because their parents won't buy them a "super cool skateboard for their 7th birthday." Scooter kids are hated all over the skating community. They get in the way of real skaters' tricks, ranging from 2 inch grinds to pop shuvits. They stand in the way and then complain when they get run over and go mouth off to their mommy like the babies they are. No one likes the scooter kid. Don't be the scooter kid.
Skater: *Pushes off and is about to do a grind to ollie 180 landing*
Scooter kid: "OH MOM LOOK A PENNYBOARD WHOS IS IT CAN I HAVE ONE?"
Skater: "Look out you retard!"
Skater: *Crashes into scooter kid*
Scooter kid: *Cry* "Mom get the dinosaur bandaids pls. NOW mom NOW."
Scooter kid's mom: "I should have gotten him a skateboard... or an abortion."
Scooter kid: "OH MOM LOOK A PENNYBOARD WHOS IS IT CAN I HAVE ONE?"
Skater: "Look out you retard!"
Skater: *Crashes into scooter kid*
Scooter kid: *Cry* "Mom get the dinosaur bandaids pls. NOW mom NOW."
Scooter kid's mom: "I should have gotten him a skateboard... or an abortion."
by Skaterguyhatesscooterkids May 1, 2014
Get the Scooter kid mug.The wooden stick attached to a bottle rocket. Used to hold the rocket in a bottle or a good gripper for throwing said rocket.
by ChrisS21 October 21, 2007
Get the scooter stick mug.a very unpleasant condition involving a curvature of the spine. for the information of the fucker who wrote the above definition, it DOES affect your life, and has caused me plenty of discomfort and pain, not least when i get asked if i'm pregnant every six months since i was 12! and standing in underwear being poked by a strange man. and wearing a back brace (ESSENTIALLY A PLASTIC CORSET) for two years.
so yes, those are the results of a severe scoliosis such as i have. and the operation wouldn't be too pleasant either. a deflated lung, a bone graft and a metal pole up your spine don't sound fun to me!
so yes, those are the results of a severe scoliosis such as i have. and the operation wouldn't be too pleasant either. a deflated lung, a bone graft and a metal pole up your spine don't sound fun to me!
by strawberie21 December 19, 2008
Get the scoliosis mug.To prance about in an innapropriate fashion.
Prancing about in a showy fashion.
Prancing about in general.
Prancing about in a showy fashion.
Prancing about in general.
"Don't you dare go scollyhoping around in the nude around me!"
"I am going to go scollyhop to the club now."
"I am going to go scollyhop to the club now."
by Badteccy September 22, 2008
Get the Scollyhoping mug.Any action involving the rough handling of genetalia, or sloppy, unattached and/or shameful sex.
May also involve the hilarious, abeit painful, abrasion to one's "downstairs mix-up".
May also involve the hilarious, abeit painful, abrasion to one's "downstairs mix-up".
"During naked hot yoga, I got a rash because downward dog really scooted the meat"
"I grew tired of dating that twink so I ended it, but we've scooted the meat a few times, and now we're just roommates"
"The wormy dog scooted the meat across my fine Persian rug"
"I grew tired of dating that twink so I ended it, but we've scooted the meat a few times, and now we're just roommates"
"The wormy dog scooted the meat across my fine Persian rug"
by Eeeny Meeny Miney Meow October 22, 2011
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