schywasted

Getting beyond fucked up or twisted. This is lying on the floor crawling your ass to the bathroom drunk.

Yo, dude you were so schywasted last night bro. What? We had to help your ass up you were face planted in the toilet

by the gh0st one October 14, 2013

schwate

Slang for "sweet." It is the final stage in progression from, "sweet," to "swaete," to "schwate."

Don: Dude, I got two tickets to the game tonight! You wanna go?
Ron: Schwate, man. Of course I do.

by NathanTheGreat October 22, 2010

Schmasterbation

The act of helping an elderly person across the street.

"Today, I schmasterbated my neighbor."

"A boy scout recieved his "Civil Service" Merit Badge after schmasterbating 40 times in one day."

"Everyone should set time aside for schmasterbation at least once an hour."

by CE Time Wasters November 3, 2011

Schwastypants

When someone is "super" wasted.

Micheal is totally schwastypants.

by Sheriff Law June 30, 2012

Shwasted

Beyond wasted, extremely fucked up.

Guy1. Dude, are you drunk?

Guy2. Naw man, I'm shwasted

by motocross king 1989 September 7, 2011

Shhwasted

Being so drunk or wasted you have no idea whats going on.

Lets get shhwasted. (:

by baileybreeziee November 16, 2009

Meine Schwester

Meine Schwester: My sister in german.

Meine Schwester is a fucking bitch!

by Johnnieboi January 20, 2009