Schemmenants

Tiny remnants of chalk left behind by your professor because it didn't fit in his chalk holder

Schemm left his Schemmenants behind again

by quantumeinstein December 4, 2017

masterbatory scheming

The act of plotting secret masturbation acts from those around you or living with you.

"Little Billy is the master of masterbatory scheming, his parents thinks he likes being clean and showers five times a day"

"Little Billy is the master of masterbatory scheming, his parents thinks he likes being clean and showers five times a day"

by Hylindar September 2, 2014

Hammermaker Schlemmner

What some people call Hammacher Schlemmer -- the catalogue of somewhat unusual (and usually quite expen$ive) products that's been around since 1848.

Hey Dean! I just got the Holiday 2016 copy of the Hammermaker Schlemmner catalogue, and they have a self-heating bathrobe in it! I think I'll get on the blower and order one right now!

by Telephony November 24, 2016

Based Banana Advertisement Scheme

Use bots and server advertising. Lie about its information and when people come inside the server, say "The (server) is attacking and harassing us nonstop. Wanna help us try to get them back?"

"How many members can you pull into our server"
"If luck chimes in then at least 25 using the Based Banana Advertisement Scheme"

by TheRealDictionaryOfficialGamer March 9, 2021

stay schemin

Stay Schemin: grind and plan ahead

drake: "how are you such a baller my niggah?"
common: "i stay schemin drizzy"

philero: "stay schemin my niggah..."
drake: "no doubt kuhz.."

by DJPhilero January 12, 2012

ponzu scheme

When a Japanese restaurant serves the wrong sauce.

I was the victim of a ponzu scheme at a Japanese restaurant when I asked for low-sodium soy sauce and they gave me regular soy sauce.

by reisen1000 January 16, 2009

Schemie

Adolescent youth from a council estate

An adolescent hooligan who has been born and raised on a council estate (hence schemie) either male or female, noted for wearing white shell suits, fake bling and having their trackie bottoms tucked into their socks

by Will Innes December 28, 2005