Scholar's Day

A day given off to students at the College at Brockport. Students engage in many drinking activities including, but not limited to, kegstands, funnels, beer pong, dizzy bat, etc. Basically a Wednesday off to get as shit faced as possible.

Everyone got so fucked up on Scholar's Day, I don't think many people remember it.

by Smizzy7 April 26, 2011

scholaristic

To possess the qualities of a scholar

The student was very scholaristic in how he presented his project.

by Taj-_-Richards November 27, 2017

scholarhistorian

Someone who is a pseudo-intellectual. The absolute bottom-barrel of people on the internet. Based on a non-existent discipline, it parodies people who believe they have complete academic authority over topics while having no formal insight. Usually used to describe Wikipedians, it can also be used for Twitter personalities, politicians and online figures.

Did you know that LilianaUwU spends 8 hours a day reverting vandalism on Wikipedia? What a scholarhistorian, he doesn't even get paid for it.

by qwdkjnafkjn389 March 20, 2023

Scholarship/PhD Syndrome

A very common condition in academia, especially with students between 25 and 35 years old. One of the most recurrent symptoms is the giving of unsubstantiated opinions, as the patient considers himself superior than his peers. Other symptoms include: (1) the need to publish many articles, despite bringing little or no knowledge; (2) defend the academic system previously criticized so much; (3) worry only about enriching his/her curriculum; (4) to live in the illusion that his/her PhD will change the world. As of this date, no cure has been proven to exist.

Michael has been publishing so many shitty articles... I mean, he's clearly suffering from Scholarship/PhD Syndrome.

Daniela is fucking annoying person to be around: she's a PhD student in Medieval History, but gives her shitty opinion about almost anything. That's classic Scholarship/PhD Syndrome...

- Hey man, I'm starting to crave for more call of papers than pussy in the last few months...
- Dude, that's Scholarship/PhD Syndrome... I've never meet someone who got out alive...

by HBMoreno March 21, 2021

scholars' academy

It is extremely overrated. The teachers cannot teach to save their life or JOB. Everybody dated everybody, the girls are mad nasty in the bathrooms: leaving shit in the toilet and bloody period pads on the floor or in the toilet. They leave blood drops and pee on the toilet seat. The boys are mad nasty too. Drama every hour on the hour for nothing. The school is overall bad.

Scholars' Academy is a dub.

by Keeping it Real Boo... November 16, 2018

young scholar nigga

A young scholar nigga is a nigga who protect his life in the streets, jam your shit and stain any and every opp. But best believe a young scholar nigga would never forget to cite his work.

aye man im just a young scholar nigga, but you still give stain for your shit bih.

by SK's Yunging September 24, 2017

schmoosarse

A mythical beast that enjoys tea and reading. The schmoosarse is a very smart being that can bake well. Approach the schmoosarse with caution , it does not like hugs but with multiple people it can be overpowered quickly.

Man, schmoosarse bakes some pretty tasty cakes

by ejg62 August 14, 2011