schmeebs

Another word for man boobies. They can be large, in which case a wedgie may form underneath the schmeeb. Or in muscular men, the schmeebs are chiseled and glorified.

Man, did you see the schmeebs on that guy?

by The Schmeeb October 7, 2007

Schmeer

To "schmeer" yourself means to kill yourself

girl: mommy when i grow up i want to be a supermodel and eat pancakes all day!
mom: if that happens ill Schmeer myself

by chosen-one February 18, 2008

schmeeb

A male breast or nipple

Usually twisted to inflict pain on a friend or other.

Dude! Your schmeeb is mine!!!

Mike's schmeeb is swollen to the size of a grapefruit!

by shayne March 9, 2005

DER SCHMETTERLING

The german word for......................Butterfly. Yes. Butterfly. It sounds like something that can slap you in the face with its over sized shlong. Sounds like something that could do you searious damage. MIND FUCK? I think so.

"Wow, look at that DER SCHMETTERLING!"
"OH GOD, ITS GOING TO EAT ME"
"Dude, It's a butterfly.."
"Oh. Right. I knew that.."

by Twisted Little Flower October 24, 2009

schmeker

a really charming guy

The very studly dude was a total schmeker

by Adriana March 12, 2005

schmeegin bees

Smoking a bowl of fine bud with a group of close buddies.

"Dude G-reg we have been schmeegin bees to much to go shred"

by Adam Cooper March 23, 2007

schmeefer

A word used to describe a person who generally exhibits awkward behavior, tries to incorporate oneself in a private conversation, laughs at innapropriate times/makes unneccesary comments, etc

Schmeefers are generally humorous to observe but can interfere with macks, such as a cock blocker, or even find it dificult to talk to girls

Generally, a schmeefer is an awkward, flamboyant, and possibly even rash thinking person

(word derived from Dick and da Champ)

Wow dick you just dropped lettus Erin's dress, you schmeefer

Whats up Schmeefer!

by Dick Nelson January 12, 2009