schmace

stacey howard;

amazing, incredible, sexy, beyond words unrealistcly AMAZING.
the most (beyond) amazing thing to happen to schmait b. schmace is the definition of love in every shape and form to this girl; schmait, and every definition of happiness. schmait may not be able to be everything for schmace, she wants to be and will fight every day to prove she can be. schmait's mind is the victim of her heart, and schmace is the only one that can save her.

schmait loves schmace, forever.

by schmait October 16, 2008

schmacka

the word when there are no words

Schmacka...

by personsleepingonbottombunk September 24, 2010

Schmake

Someone that is retarded beyond imagination.

" You know (Oluwa)Seun, he's a schmake"

by Oluwaseun Oladeji December 11, 2018

Vim Schmacked

A drunken typo of the expression "I'm schmacked", which is referring to being very fucked up on alcohol or xanax. When at a party, one will shout "Vim schmacked", or "I'm vim schmacked", to let the others know how fucked up he/she is. "Vim" is often used as a stand alone term for drinking and becoming intoxicated, and can be alternated into terms such as "Vimmy", or "Vimmer".

Shaan: Wanna come to the party on my boat tonight? I'm gonna be vim schmacked.

Rammer: No thanks man, my brother is having a banger in his garage, my levels of vim will be through the roof.
Shaan: Real shit?

by CONFBOYS August 15, 2017

donkey schmack

Smacking someone so hard they yelp like a donkey

Yesterday I donkey schmacked my friend and he cried

by cocomustard July 22, 2006

schmeckel

The Yiddish term for the forskin of the penis.

Irving had his schmeckel sliced off by a mohel at his briss.
They served a nice deli platter too.

by David Glaiser April 3, 2008

schmacking

when you normally don't hit an object hard and you get extremely mad so you hit harder.

I normally don't hit the ball far, but when I think or see someone I hate before I'm up to bat I be schmacking that ball.

by sammi.(; July 3, 2010