schlonged

"TO GET BEAT BADLY, TO LOSE REALLY BADLY"

by Fearless Fraizer December 22, 2015

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Schlong

Any salami-type processed meat packaged in a long-oval-cylindrical sleeve.

Peppridge Farm makes several types of schlong.
Schlong goes well with cheese and crackers.
Ex. Please cut me a slice of that tasty schlong.

by shh-long June 26, 2003

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by burstingspace December 25, 2015

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a very very long penis compared to a schledium or a schlort

Janie's boyfriend, Jimmy, has a fricken schlong.

by hk:: October 10, 2005

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adv. a masculine superlative noun modifer. Something agressive & powerful.

Harley-Davidson are rude neighbors: they creep through the neighborhood with engines rumbling on '11.'

Riding one though, that's a schlong ride.

by nukeUser May 28, 2006

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To get beaten very badly.

by DirkSmallwood January 11, 2016

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A really long wet penis that is used normally for animals.

O MY GOD that monkey has a huge schlong!

by Ryan April 19, 2004

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