Schlonger

A schlonger is a very large long masculine penis
Only for males (duh)
Used by people to describe to a girl they have a (big one)

Dante- I gave dat gal my schlonger bruv

Jakob- yessss blud same here g dat galdem sucked on dat schlonger like a ice pop

by HeeHeeyeahman November 11, 2019

Schlockinsoll

The definition of all undefined words

"What's that?"
"Don't know."

"Must be a Schlockinsoll!"

by MGravy April 5, 2022

knob schlober

A girl that will suck your dick without knowing the person

That hoe over there is a knob schlober

by bd_daddy69 April 21, 2019

schlonkey ride

Similar to a donkey ride, but a little wilder. Instead of a hairy mule, a schlongbeast will be present to perform to the special treatment required by the pleasure seekers.

Hop aboard the schlongzilla express, it's time for a schlonkey ride.

by schlongbeast December 1, 2004

schnocker

a short nubby object or person, originally used to refer to a dogs sawn off tail

can be used as an insult or as an affectionate term-
"oh look at that cute little dog, what a schnocker"
"look at that schnocker go"
"i think you have a schnocker growing on your head"(insult)

by miss lucifer/roccondil November 2, 2003

Schlock

A mobile peice of crap, armed with 2 plasma cannons. Lovable and violent. Hangs out with Tagon's Toughs.

Tagon: Your ideas tend to result in unnecessary violence, Sergeant Schlock.
Schlock: And your point is...
Tagon: Let's broaden the definition of "necessary".

by Forderz June 3, 2008

schnockered

of jewish decent, to be drunk as marie after many a shot

marie is totally schnockered

by ken January 30, 2005