shmammered

(Adj.) Being extremely drunk; CRAZY: Blackout; Blank; aggressive; uncontrollable; unable to handle; higher than shitfaced and hammered

Last night you were shmammered!!!! Do you remember?!

by garygarland November 23, 2015

Shmammered

To be belligerently drunk or hammered while also being higher than the sky itself to make for a great time.

I was so shmammered after all of that shit we did last night.

by Chunkymilk123 June 5, 2018

Schlagered

Getting Really Fucking Shitfaced

Anom and her squad got schlagered and caught all the dubs in fortnite!

by GinGer_r August 10, 2019

Shmammered

When you are not just hammered, but you can barely stand up and speak in complete sentences, then you are SHMAMMERED!

Did you see that guy at the German beer fest leaning against the tent pole all night? That dude was Shmammered!!

by Chicago60618guy March 11, 2022

Shmammered

So shit faced + hammered = shmammered

Last night I was so shmammered I fell down a fucked up my wet dream

by Sick_sick_1_sinner666 September 14, 2022

Shmammered

When your so drunk your smashed and hammered all at the same time!

Motherfucker I’m fucking Shmammered and it’s only. Fucking 8 a.m in the morning hahaha!

by ^^OklahomaRedhottrod^^ January 17, 2023

slammered

When you are so drunk you are both “slammed” and “hammered”

“I drank too much man, i’m totally slammered”

by #soslamed February 16, 2024