schingleheimen male

A true male above all. Does not care for others and will make anyone around him cum their pants instantly.

Beta 1: What is that?
Beta 2: It's a schingleheimen male! *jizzes pants*

by Grind God October 16, 2021

Schmongler

A small, flaccid, Caucasian penis

Zack, it's your shot, put away that Schmongler

by GarytheTerry69420 August 21, 2021

Schkunkled

To be clocked in the women’s bathroom

Rock: oh no Pam, why are you so upset?
Pam: I just had to pee and there was an old woman in the women’s restroom who schkunkled me.
Rock: I’m so sorry, u can always piss on the floor.
Pam: Yasssss

by tgirltonesofficial March 16, 2022

schmangeezled

i'm absolutely crazed, baked, stoned, high, so so high

dude i'm totally schmangeezled right now

by queefchumbo March 2, 2022

Schmengle

Ben nuttal

Ben nutall is such a schmengle

by CallMeBraindead August 28, 2022

Schlongle

Getting railed by a man with a substantially sized Schlong, hence, Schlongle

Kelly: I got schlongled so hard last night, I can't feel my legs!
Mary: Damn, what kind of girth did he have?!

by Stalin be balin February 7, 2023

Schpnangle

When your friend saves you from tripping and falling on a weiner.

Thanks for that schpnangle. I would’ve been a goner if it weren’t for you.

by Starspangledschpnangle November 20, 2022