Ashley: "The new guy at work has been flirting with me lately."
Samantha: "What is the status of his left hand scan?"
Ashley: "No ring, but that isn't conclusive."
Samantha: "What is the status of his left hand scan?"
Ashley: "No ring, but that isn't conclusive."
by Angry Ashley March 21, 2010
Get the Left hand scanmug. 
a guy who said that in amongus and thinks he is a crewmate, he wants to prove it with a scan in medbay, he answers with I HAS SCAN but he was always the imposter so watch out
by #uwu February 14, 2021
Get the I HAS SCANmug. The act of hooking a severed power cord of a VCR, (trust me, we only do this with VCR cords)to the testicles of your enemies as a means of torture...or just cause it's fucking funny in an evil, morbid sort of way.
A.K.A. Russian X-Ray, inspired by cartoon electrocutions in which Tom, a poor cat's skeleton is shown as he is constantly tortured by a asshole mouse named Jerry.
A.K.A. Russian X-Ray, inspired by cartoon electrocutions in which Tom, a poor cat's skeleton is shown as he is constantly tortured by a asshole mouse named Jerry.
by Horse Nipple March 13, 2008
Get the Russian CAT Scanmug. A trick used to fool a U-Scan. U-Scans have a weight monitoring system that knows how much an item should weigh when you put it in the bag. You can take advantage of this by scanning one item then putting an item of similar weight in the bag. The main use of this is to scan a cheap item and get an expensive one of similar weight.
Jim: Why did you scan that mountain lightning and put the Mountain Dew in the bag?
Bob: Because I just U-Scan Swapped it mother flowers!
Bob: Because I just U-Scan Swapped it mother flowers!
by ChadChoosy August 27, 2009
Get the U-Scan Swapmug. Taking a picture of a girls Vagina because each one will be slightly different, like a bar code. This is normally done before sex, because the vagina is normally undecipherable after.
by jefferson webber January 12, 2014
Get the Scanned her bar codemug. An increasingly common retort from customers checking out at Whole Foods Market as the cashier asks you if you have the Amazon Prime app to rescue some of your remaining paycheck.
I was with my friend Sean at Whole Payckeck when he rudely blurted out, “You can scan my ass!” which later seemed totally understandable when I saw the $150. receipt for his single bag of groceries.
by Dr Bunnygirl November 18, 2019
Get the You can scan my ass!mug.