Goldman Sachs

Elitist investment bank that takes great pride in recruiting analyst only from Ivy League schools (in the United States, of course).

Mark: Hey Boris, I am about to graduate with a 4.0 GPA from a southern liberal arts college, I also have received a Nobel prize nomination! Furthermore, my father is a Nobel Laureate. I feel like applying for a job at Goldman Sachs in New York, do you think I have a chance?

Boris: I believe you're more than qualified, go for it!

Goldman Sachs Recruiter: Dear Mark, I regret to inform you that although you have some minor scholastic and personal achievements, you are not pedigreed like we are. Please stay away from us, do not call us, write us, or mention our name in vain. Thank you for your interest in our firm. Mr Recruiter

by Chaninn May 18, 2006

Satchi

A beautiful girl who is amazing and has an high IQ . All the guys seem to love her. She loves her friends and is a humble,true ,creative and talented person . She is a very social person . She also very hot .

Lola - all the guys love her !
Charlie -she is such a satchi !

by Demigod4life February 5, 2018

hirugami sachiro

Is a precious cinnamon roll with looks that could kill. Immovable when it comes to the court but loves dogs and Kourai-kun more than anything else. Favorite style? Doggy style ;)

Person 1: Is that Hirugami Sachiro?
Person 2: He's so fucking handsome omg!!

by Avii_ October 28, 2020

Sachit

An amazing and highly intelligent person. Someone who is fun to be around and is very popular.

This kid is such a Sachit.

by anonymous_... May 18, 2021

Satchmo

a nickname given to the late singer/trumpeter Louis Armstrong. Short for "satchel mouth"

We need to watch out for the satchmo!
What, the trumpet player?

by kingofswing881 July 22, 2003

Sachi

She is by far the best person you know.

She is kind, funny, loyal, crazy, honest, and overall an awesome friend to have.

She might not be drop-dead gorgeous but she is naturally pretty
She can ALWAYS make her laugh
She has all of the girls lined up to be her friend but only keeps a couple of a girls really close to her
She deals with bitches the right way and is uber tough
THIS GURL GETS A 183285453 OUT OF 10

Guy 1: Whew look at that girl go she must have at least 20 girls trailing behind her
Guy 2: Yepp she a total Sachi

by ilovesachi January 11, 2012

Sachel

Loving and caring friend, amazing, pretty and always there for her friends

Caz “have you met that girl Sachel”

She’s so nice

by Caz927393838 January 27, 2018