Shangry

The anger you feel when you really need to shit but cannot find a bathroom quick enough.

I have to poop so bad but there is no public bathroom nearby. I'm so f'ing shangry!

by msD901 January 21, 2015

Voltaire's Angry Glove

A cattle insemination glove rolled in super glue, pieces of glass, and rock salt. Used for anal fisting.

"Timothy, could you fetch Voltaire's Angry Glove? The gimp is misbehaving."

by Jrock LoCash November 21, 2007

smangry

(adj.) portmanteau of sad, mad and angry

He was smangry because of the football scores

by Ty leon Hayes October 17, 2008

SangHyuking

To fuck up

He destroyed the helicopter hitting a three in COD: “This was a huge SangHyuking!”

by AndrewTheWood October 8, 2020

Sour Sangria

A refreshing beverage made by shoving a Sour Patch Kids up a urethra (usually not your own) and urinating into a glass. If made correctly, it should appear red to the sight and sour to the taste.

BEST SERVED CHILLED

Stu: Hey man I'm thirsty!
John: So?
Stu: Sooooo, Can I use you to make a Sour Sangria!?
John: S-s-sure. T-t-t-that's what f-f-friends are f-f-f-f-for...

by MoFo Myth June 28, 2016

axel sangriento

axel sangriento, the sexiest man alive, who happens to be married to Audrey Sangriento. Soon to be leader of Mano Sangriento

Axel Sangriento loves Audrey Sangriento.
Axel Sangriento is sexy as fuck.

by epyauqrey September 12, 2020

Axel Sangriento

Axel Sangriento is a pixel the whole episode interactive community simps for. Axel makes your standards so high that you now reject everyone. The fine animated character manages to do this with his gorgeous tan skin, black, ruffled, short cropped hair, his medium sharp eyebrows, sharp defined triangle jawline, cute uneven, terracotta lips that nobody could resist, his hot, attractive button nose and his ocean blue stonic almond eyes, that you could stare into for hours and never get bored. Axel also has amazing personality traits that you could never find in a real man, making you want him even more. He’s also the heir to the Mano Sangriento mafia gang, meaning he is rich rich. In conclusion Axel 🛐

“Hey, who’s Axel Sangriento?”
“Axel Sangriento is only the sexiest man to ever exist.”

by Axel Sangrientos wife April 25, 2021