meat-sampler

1. A "loose" female who has become involved, sexually, with a number of male mates. Plainly, she enjoys a variety of man-meats.

2. A homosexual male who behaves in a similar manner to the aforementioned female.

3. The general characteristics of "Meat-Samplin' Mac."

Wow! Did you see Andy trying to get on all of those dudes? He's such a meat-sampler!

by Meat-Samplin' Mac December 26, 2007

sapper thumb

when you are fucking a girl doggy style you stick your thumb in her ass

She went crazy when I gave her the sapper thumb

by Tak7671 September 25, 2006

Semper Gumbi

The unofficial bastardized Latin motto of many organizations, particularly military units. "Semper", of course is the Latin word for "always". "Gumbi" refers to Gumby, a TV character made of clay. Thus, Semper Gumbi is translated as "Always Flexible."

G.I. Joe: "We were supposed to go back home a month ago but these Iraqis can't get their stuff together. Now we have to stay indefinitely."

G.I. Jack: "There's no use crying about it. Just suck it up and remember - Semper Gumbi."

by the.puppet.man August 10, 2006

Samer

Someone who wears the carpet out while holding a can of coke and arguing with people on subject matters they have little to no real world experience in.

Dude! I'm trying to work. Leave me alone and stop being such a Samer

by qwastyx February 26, 2015

Samer

Buff man with large male parts. Very attractive with a lot of charisma. He is the definition of alpha male!

Did you see those parts? They are so big; they're like Samer's! :O

by Big man from japan June 8, 2011

The sampler

Also known as “finger test”. Inserting one or more fingers into the vagina then swiftly yet subtly (without the subject noticing) smelling the fingers ergo making the decision if cunnilingus is in order. Same technique can also be applied to the anus.

Kris says: “Did you eat her beaver ?”
Sebastian says: “No! I did the sampler and it wasn’t a very inviting scent!”

by SebbieFresh February 4, 2010

Semper Fucked

Usually in the Marine Corps, semper fucked meaning that you have been shit on with a list of things to do, or got some really bad news again.

Damnit my recruiter said I wouldnt go to iraq even though im an 0311, Semper Fucked.
Or god damnit the LT is making me do this shit again, Semper Fucked

by Lcpl_Todd January 20, 2009