by Duped May 01, 2008
A Sal's dick is a non-existant small penis or penis/vagina combination. Something that is so small and embarrassing that it can shame one for life and make one swear off all sexual relations.
by sal viestale May 18, 2008
by dsbbs December 18, 2019
The hottest, cutest, sweetest, shortest man on earth. I don't give a fuck if he killed dozens of people because he's hot and he didn't have a choice.
by skarxi September 11, 2021
A sexual act involving mustard and a tranny. Usually takes place in a massage parlor but you have to bring your own mustard.
Hey, what are you going to get a massage?
I'm going to get a dirty Sal. Could you please pass the Grey Poupon?
I'm going to get a dirty Sal. Could you please pass the Grey Poupon?
by Feisty M August 24, 2018
“Sal Fisher is so fucking hot”
by Travisisgay October 06, 2021