Sal Vulcano

1 out of the 4 members of Impractical Jokers. Sal is sexy, funny, and sensitive. He’s so hot. So sexy. He also is a germaphobe, is afraid of cats, and tends to gag at the slightest things.

Person 1: “Who’s your favorite Joker?”
Person 2: “Sal Vulcano! He’s so hot!!”

by purplehazestrain March 27, 2022

Sal's Dick

Non existent, See small cock

Corinne tried to suck sal's dick but she could not find it.

by Duped May 1, 2008

SAL'S DICK

A Sal's dick is a non-existant small penis or penis/vagina combination. Something that is so small and embarrassing that it can shame one for life and make one swear off all sexual relations.

Sal's Dick is quite embarrassing.

by sal viestale May 18, 2008

a sal

A person who enjoys their own farts but gets annoyed at other people’s.

My sons being a Sal today, farting on other people faces, but getting mad when I blast one in his.

by dsbbs December 18, 2019

Sal Fisher

The hottest, cutest, sweetest, shortest man on earth. I don't give a fuck if he killed dozens of people because he's hot and he didn't have a choice.

Me: OMG IS THAT SAL FISHER!?!?!?!??🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤
Sal: uhh yeah who are you??

by skarxi September 10, 2021

dirty sal

A sexual act involving mustard and a tranny. Usually takes place in a massage parlor but you have to bring your own mustard.

Hey, what are you going to get a massage?

I'm going to get a dirty Sal. Could you please pass the Grey Poupon?

by Feisty M August 24, 2018

Sal Fisher

A blue haired bisexual non-binary mask wearing alternative kid who’s cursed and likes ghost hunting

“Sal Fisher is so fucking hot”

by Travisisgay October 6, 2021