Lotion, usually sold in bulk of 55 gallons or more to be installed in the preparation areas of mid to low class strip clubs. This lotion has a much higher concentration of perfume than standard lotion to mask the natural smell of the unwashed harlot and will also include glitter flakes which are invisible to all except a married woman. This glitter will glue itself to a man's beard because of sadness built into the lotion, making it impossible to remove.
John thought he was going to pull off a night at the strip club with friends but his wife busted him. She thought she noticed the smell of stripper lotion on him when he came home. It became all too obvious that he had come in contact with stripper lotion when she saw the faint pastel green fleck of stripper lotion glitter in his beard.
by stone definition August 6, 2014
Get the Stripper Lotion mug.by leztrampage August 22, 2016
Get the stripper eyes mug.Related Words
by Horney badger January 2, 2017
Get the Stripper dandruff mug.Exotic dancers use Crown Royal bags discarded by the clubs to keep their tips, cell phone, purfume, ect., in. Typically the items are things the dancer might want while working, not stuff like a grocery list or a library book.
Dude, I found a purple bag with $300 in ones and a pack of Marlboro Lights in it when I was leaving the Booby Trap Club.
Sweet Dude! That's a stripper purse.
Cool, let's go over to Dave's and score a bag.
-------------------
Bambi at the Kitty Kat Club gives the best lap dances. I got eight in a row and she finished my off with a hand job. Now my paycheck is safely in her stripper purse. Snap!
Sweet Dude! That's a stripper purse.
Cool, let's go over to Dave's and score a bag.
-------------------
Bambi at the Kitty Kat Club gives the best lap dances. I got eight in a row and she finished my off with a hand job. Now my paycheck is safely in her stripper purse. Snap!
by Sker January 8, 2008
Get the stripper purse mug.more commonly known as a half chub, stripper dick is when you only get kind of hard. you know you have it when your dick is still kind of limp but you still can't pee.
I got stripper dick during that lap dance
climbing rope in gym class yesterday gave me stripper dick
he was really drunk so he could only get a stripper dick and it diddn't work out
climbing rope in gym class yesterday gave me stripper dick
he was really drunk so he could only get a stripper dick and it diddn't work out
by the real digger nick May 22, 2011
Get the stripper dick mug.(noun) Substance that causes dollar bills to soften and become uncrispy. Usually transferred through direct contact with a stripper.
by Popcontitays February 12, 2012
Get the Stripper Booty Grease mug.