Second Hand Hangover

After your friend has a night of drinking, and YOU wake up the next day with a headache.

Good morning Spencer, how are you?

Ugh....I have a headache
So, you've got a "Second Hand Hangover?"

by The Hartman June 9, 2017

Second hand semi

When a friend tells you of his/her recent sexcapades in such graphic detail that it results in you getting half a boner

Friend 1 - "Maaaate, Amber right... gives the best blowjobs eveeer. Sloppy, great d control, eye contact...all the way in (and so on)"

Friend 2 "Mate, I'm not sure sure if I should admit this, but that description has just given me a a second hand semi"

by ThrisCaylorIII December 16, 2018

second hand fan

When someone knows a lot about a fandom because their friends or family are part of the fandom.

Person 1: Wow you know a lot about Harry Potter. Are you a fan?
Person 2: No. I'm a second hand fan. My sister loves the books.

by Melia Plumeria April 4, 2017

second hand laid

When a bro gets laid, and you talk about it like you got laid

Hey , did you hear michael got laid? So in a way I got second hand laid

by Dicksprinkles221 September 1, 2017

second-hand like

liking a Facebook page after seeing it on someone's wall and/or news feed

"have you seen the page derek liked?" "well its a second-hand like from my page"

by niallisgay August 25, 2011

Second-Hand Mayonnaise

Excess mayonnaise that has been wiped from a butter knife to the edge of the mayonnaise jar.

"I can't reach the bottom of this jar, but the second-hand mayonnaise at the top has bread crumbs in it."

by Lacan May 19, 2009

Second-hand Gamer

When someone says they are a gamer, but they do not actually experience playing the game themselves. They only watch other people's walkthroughs/play throughs/let's plays/etc. to gain knowledge of the game.

Person 1: Yo! Did you hear that Matt is a gamer?!
Person 2: Nah, bro. He's never actually played the game. He only watches people play. Like a Second-hand Gamer or something.

by AssSassClass December 12, 2017