salmon eyes 

Nice body, salmon eyes

Q. What did the penis say to the ethiopian?
A. salmon eyes

salmon eyes by Brian 6[5+4) June 17, 2008

Salmon Lantern 

a very phalic member of ignorance.

jim neglected caution when dangling his salmon lantern amongst a crowd of virtuous turkey vultures.

Salmon Lantern by slimjim1907 August 25, 2011

Salmon Burp 

A slang term for the flatulence of the vagina (also known as a queef). This often occurs during fornication when the male's womb broom shoves extra air into the female's fart box and needs to be released.

"Dude! I was going down on this girl last night and I got hit in the face with a salmon burp!"

Salmon Burp by phoenix21 December 23, 2014

salmon day 

The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed and die in the end.

I spent all day working my ass off on this freakin spreadsheet, only to have my computer crash at the end of the day, losing all the information.

salmon day by silvergatlin June 11, 2006

salmon party 

A salmon party is when a woman with an unclean vagina spreads her legs in a public place, thus causing people to smell her genital essence.

Don't go over there, that girl is hosting a salmon party.

salmon party by tigerpower83 May 8, 2014

Salmon Slap 

When two lesbians rub and slap their vaginas all over one another.

Wow! Suzy sure salmon slapped Jean last night!

Salmon Slap by Giselle&Pina June 11, 2006

Salmon Handkerchiefing 

When giving oral to a Woman or when needed/ appropriate, her labias are used to blow ones nose for pleasure

"She was really getting into it, before I salmon handkerchiefed her"
"I needed to blow my nose, and since i was already down there... Salmon Handkerchief!"
"her labs were so big!; perfect for a Salmon Handkerchief!"
"Its Salmon Handkerchiefing time!"

Salmon Handkerchiefing by Freckly Downstairs July 29, 2012