Noun/ A type of comedy that attempts to be humorous using themes such as agriculture, ridged child rearing and inappropriate flatulence.
I heard a Rural MomCom comedian at the bar and believe she’s one step away from doing Golden Corral commercials.
by Dillardfire46 October 22, 2018
An EMS service that represents the best of the best in Emergency Medical Service providers. Employees of Rural Metro Ambulance are widely considered to be the best and most experienced in their field.
by Neuhiem April 21, 2016
Having a very basic taste in food. Never straying far from a Parma, the big 3 Shapes flavours or other pub classics. Spices are a hard pass.
Ben: “Hey Jen, would you like some avocado with your breakfast?”
Jen: “oh no, that’s far too gourmet, just tomato sauce thanks, I’ve got more of a rural palate”
Jen: “oh no, that’s far too gourmet, just tomato sauce thanks, I’ve got more of a rural palate”
by Lavoipierre December 23, 2022
Professor Smith and his wednesday night music jam were laying down some great rural beat with their mandolins and fiddles. Must have been the triple expresso latteccino's and organic micro brews they were drinking
by pitou January 20, 2008
A member of your local neighbourhood who behaves in a manner indicative of inbreeding. Behavioural indications of such a person are spooky staring, spontaneous clucking noises and the building of hillbilly-like structures in the street
Christ alive, look at that rural gimp his father surely shagged his sister.
The rural gimp took me from behind shouting 'sqeal like a piggy'
The rural gimp took me from behind shouting 'sqeal like a piggy'
by Bourne Boy July 01, 2009
by Yot club July 11, 2022
Urban dictionary but worse, where every definition is this:
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
by WandKat January 31, 2022