rubbing tummies

Sexual intercourse with a pregnant woman, could also be used to describe sex involving chubby chasers/chunky monkeys.

John: Where the fuck were you last night, you wanker?
Mike: Rubbing tummies with Shelia mate, she is her final trimester and it is fucking weird!
John: Wow, really? you seem pretty evenly matched then, eh!
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Tammy:Did you see the girl with Mike last night? She weighed like 15 stone!
Cheryl: Yeah, Mike prolly loves rubbing tummies!

by crzydoktor August 20, 2010

rubbing the ham

Women jacking off

Andrea was rubbing her ham in the bathroom rubbing the ham means jacking off or masterbating in the feminine form

by The white knight February 10, 2015

rubbing the sharpie

Furiously masturbating or giving/receiving manual sexual release, so intensely as to leave permanent markings the genitals.

Bitch was 'rubbing the sharpie' like it owed her money!

by zbastardman November 12, 2016

rubbing lamps

Similar to scissoring, but involves two happy men rubbing their buttholes together while making extravagant wishes.

I just saw the most ridiculous meme ever. "Was it a girl yelling at a cat?" No, it was two dudes rubbing lamps and asking for pearl necklaces, tea bags, and chocolate starfish. I didn't get it.

by Bobby the Bug Man August 26, 2020

RubyKing

A slang word for Noob king since most games do not have a ruby rank

Man that new player is like a RubyKing

by AnonymousCow69420 November 14, 2020

Rubbing cheese

Two lesbians with yeast infections performing sexual acts.

I bet those two were rubbing cheese last night.

by Shaunaldmcdnald April 30, 2022

Rubbing my tinker

when you are really confused and you are trying to figure out something, but your friends are being assholes about it.

Hmmmmmmmm..... I can't quite figure that out. I am Rubbing my tinker.

by Kungfoofish March 19, 2023