Little Rona Rooner

A baby who was conceived during the covid shutdown period.

All my friends are having little Rona rooner's since the pandemic kept us home last year.

by Sidogg June 30, 2021

Rouzer

One who arouses and rebels; an extremely kick ass person.

oh man, that Rouzer is getting me so excited I'm about to explode

by Hootay Hoo October 9, 2008

sitting on the router

When someone else in your family or your dad is using up all of the internet connection bandwith, which usually slows down your internet speed and/or multiplayer games.

My dad was sitting on the router by playing 2142 this morning.

O rly?

Yea.

by Anotymous July 20, 2008

Roner

a random boner, when one is unaware of their erection

I got up to go to the chalk board and I realized that I had a roner!

by Z-money Ssadab November 29, 2007

rountree

Last name usually signifying extraordinary penis length, width, and circumfrence

His dick was so enormous in every aspect, must have been a Rountree

by DickGobbler4DaBitches February 24, 2015

dutch router

you grasp your penis with your hand whilst letting another man move your arm up and down in a masturbating motion.

while this will increase awkwardness and homosexuality between both men involved, it will decrease soreness in the whole of your right arm and the chances of you ever wanting to do it again

man 1: would you like a dutch router?

man 2: no, that's gay.

man 1: no, i never touch or look at your penis, so no one is gay.

man 2: well if you put it that way, then yes. and my arm won't get tired!

man 1: yay!

man 2: fag...

by the jamo February 15, 2010

Router

i)A device or setup that finds the best route between any two networks, even if there are several networks to traverse. Like bridges, remote sites can be connected using routers over dedicated or switched lines to create WANs.

ii)A form of unconditional sexual disire towards this networking device. It becomes an obsessive habbit.

i)Cisco Develops routers that keep the Internet going

ii) The General gets intimate with the router just before the lesson starts.

by DHCP_dude April 18, 2006