Jesus Rollerblading Christ

An exclamation to be proclaimed in times of great excitement or shock.

"Jesus Rollerblading Christ those giraffes are getting it on!"

by ThatAtheistGuyWithSwords September 2, 2011

lush roller

A pickpocket who targets drunks who are passed out on a park bench, subway, bus or any other public area.

See William S. Burroughs' first novel entitled "Junkie" written under the nom-de-plume "James Lee." The main protagonist was an avid "Lush Roller."

by liveitup99 November 19, 2013

Soulja rolled

when you click on a seemingly normal link and it ends up being a Soulja Boy video. Derived from the more common rick rolled.

-hmm lemme see where this link takes me...
<clicks>
She got a DONK she got a DONK
-dammit I got Soulja rolled!

by younglad July 27, 2010

Barrel Roller

Do you remember in Crocodile Dundee, when Paul Hogan explained what a death roll is… where a crocodile takes its prey underwater and barrel rolls it over and over again until it drowns. That is what it is like to have sex with a barrel roller. Do they want you on top? Do they want you on bottom? There is no way for you to ever know because the rolling never stops. It is the worst sex you've ever had.

OMG you guys, look at that guy. I bet he is a TOTAL barrel roller.

by LAlexisW April 5, 2010

rollers

rollers are the police

ay homie watch out for da rollers

by piminsincepimpin June 11, 2003

Roller Coaster Blown Out

The act of being able to ride roller coasters easily because you've rode so many. Very similar to how a woman, or even a gay man, can take a dick very easily after he or she's been screwed many times, or "blown out". The fear is gone, but the fun's still there!

Person 1: Dude, wanna ride the Sheikra?
Person 2: Hell no! That thing's fuckin crazy!
Person 3: Ah, stop being a bitch. You're just not roller coaster blown out yet!

by Thejefferson09 April 17, 2009

shit rolls down hill

when you have to deal with a problem that someone above you (your boss, parents, teachers, etc) caused.

don't forget....you can throw shit up hill cause it will roll right back down, but heavier.

I gotta do your job cause you fucked up?

Man, shit keeps rolling down hill at this crappy job.

by metamorphosis May 15, 2004