Robert

Sometimes can be a bitch but honestly very loyal when you need him. He is silly and annoying.
Robert is there for you when you need him.
by losthillsgang November 27, 2018
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- Hide yo wife Hide yo kids -
- This guy flirts with your mom
- He is that good looking weird guy
- Carefree, adventurous, outgoing, funny, shameless, idiot, careless, nasty, inconsiderate, and loving.
- That one guy who will make all the pure/nice things in the world look stupid

- Will say some taboo shit out loud without making it awkward.
- Your best friend material
Goddammit Robert
by Hematochezia August 14, 2017
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Robert is a man with a massive schlong that all the ladies love.He is the meme Lord that will save the world one day.he will use the power of Idubbbz to defeat the non memer's and will defeat the loomynarty.His real name is XxxPUZZYSHREKPEPExxX.He is also the ultimate thot slayer.
Did you see Robert slay that thot?
by RobertCarrillo April 24, 2018
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A Geography teacher who gives his students a lot of homework and flexes how good he is at surfing
by not Robert August 29, 2019
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ROBERT is the #3 most common male name.
3.143% of men in the US are named ROBERT.
Around 3850175 US men are named ROBERT!

ROBERT is the #996 most common female name.
0.008% of females in the US are named ROBERT.
Around 10200 US females are named ROBERT!

ROBERT is the #2533 most common last name.
0.005% of last names in the US are ROBERT.
Around 12500 US last names are ROBERT!
I once was friends with a Robert but we called him Robby back then.
by SakuraSaku October 29, 2006
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He buys you fucking fishing lures
Robert buys fucking lures
by Peen king June 07, 2019
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A nerd. But he’s kinda cute or whatever
Wow look at Robert, he’s cute as heck.
by Fornite4lyfe May 25, 2019
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