Robert

Sometimes can be a bitch but honestly very loyal when you need him. He is silly and annoying.

Robert is there for you when you need him.

by losthillsgang November 27, 2018

Robert

- Hide yo wife Hide yo kids -
- This guy flirts with your mom
- He is that good looking weird guy
- Carefree, adventurous, outgoing, funny, shameless, idiot, careless, nasty, inconsiderate, and loving.
- That one guy who will make all the pure/nice things in the world look stupid

- Will say some taboo shit out loud without making it awkward.
- Your best friend material

Goddammit Robert

by Hematochezia August 17, 2017

Robert

Robert is a man with a massive schlong that all the ladies love.He is the meme Lord that will save the world one day.he will use the power of Idubbbz to defeat the non memer's and will defeat the loomynarty.His real name is XxxPUZZYSHREKPEPExxX.He is also the ultimate thot slayer.

Did you see Robert slay that thot?

by RobertCarrillo May 29, 2018

Robert

A Geography teacher who gives his students a lot of homework and flexes how good he is at surfing

i DONT KNOW Robert

by not Robert August 29, 2019

Robert

ROBERT is the #3 most common male name.
3.143% of men in the US are named ROBERT.
Around 3850175 US men are named ROBERT!

ROBERT is the #996 most common female name.
0.008% of females in the US are named ROBERT.
Around 10200 US females are named ROBERT!

ROBERT is the #2533 most common last name.
0.005% of last names in the US are ROBERT.
Around 12500 US last names are ROBERT!

I once was friends with a Robert but we called him Robby back then.

by SakuraSaku October 28, 2006

Roberting

To work in a call center atmosphere and rush through outgoing calls, only letting the phone ring once... Then once you get a live person, you transfer them to another dept. so fast, you don't realize they are really not even remotely interested, wasting everyone's time... Oh, and you also go on rants about stupid shit no one cares about ALLLLLL damn day...

Man!! Don't transfer people like that, You are totally Roberting the calls, asshole!!

by Wouldn't you like to know!? May 9, 2008

Robert

A nerd. But he’s kinda cute or whatever

Wow look at Robert, he’s cute as heck.

by Fornite4lyfe May 25, 2019