cradle robber

A person who taps people significantly younger than he/she is. If X is the older person's age then they are a cradle robber if they date a person who is less than half of their age plus 7 years. But for this function to work, X must be greater than or equal to 18. (Y = .5X + 7 X:18,infinity))

Teddy: Is Albert with Evelyn?

Mike: Mos Def

Teddy: What a cradle robber.

Mike: Word

by mike xie February 10, 2007

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Reverse Robbery

When you walk into a convenient store, bank, etc., and stab the clerk. After wounding the clerk, you proceed to PUT MONEY into the register instead of taking it out.

Dr. Steve enjoys Using his extra money stabbing hotel clerks in a Reverse Robbery

by Goombz February 1, 2013

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Robbery

The act of hooking up with a girl whom your friend was trying to hook up with himself.

Doug: I thought that Ukranian girl last night was feeling me
Jared: Sorry bro, i ended up performing a robbery after you passed out

by dp mcdaniels May 10, 2010

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Leni Robredo

Maria Leonor Gerona "Leni" Robredo, the current Vice President of the Philippines and possibly the next president. Her plans include a proactive approach to recovery from COVID and its impacts, and a shift to public transportation in terms of infrastructure policy

Leni Robredo will do a better job leading the country than her coke-snorting main rival.

by Idontknowanymorepleasehelp January 29, 2022

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Rubbed Out

1940's slang for someone being murdered.

Did you hear about Thompson? He got rubbed out with a shotgun loaded with buckshot. Both barrels to the face.

by Vintage Translator January 29, 2018

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Bank Robbery

A job pulled by at least minimum 4 people, a driver crowd control and bagger are required. If someone tries and fails their first time *cough* cough* dye pack *cough* I mean, everybody has to start somewhere, right?

Bank robbery

by pseudonym ツ October 19, 2020

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