wood river

wood river is a small town in illinois about a half hour from the good ole stl. best known for it's fine blend of rednecks & wiggers and a few black people dabbled in there. the school colors should have been camo due to the fact that the majority of the school's students wear more camo than maroon & gold. wood river is where approx. 67% of the girls get pregnant before graduating high school. and the most fun, legal thing to do is go to walmart. other hobbies include smoking and selling drugs and throwing humdingers at pedestrians.

person one: "did you hear what wood river's getting?"
person two: "yeah! the award for most pregnant girls under the age of 18! and a walmart supercenter, oh hell yesss!"

by poopiemcpooperson March 26, 2009

river rat

A community of people that live along a river. Known as tight knit community that always sticks together and looks out for its children. Also, spend a lot of leisure time along the river, fishing, boating, ect. People that live along a river are proud to be called "river rats!"

river rat is a community/town/residence along a river

by river rat proud August 26, 2013

Rival Regions

Rival Regions is a hell hole of extreme despair. Once it sucks you in, there is no escape. Admin owns you and your wallet. Submit.

I wish I could leave this Rival Regions, I haven't been outside in months.

by BeuhDisAintGary March 27, 2019

Rivener

A chilling hint of distance that slowly creeps into a relationship beginning to notice them laugh a little less, look away more often, and explain their mood like it’s no longer your business.

Rivener A word that is used to describe an obscure emotion

by Taji876Street January 25, 2022

Fraser River

A river that runs through the lower mainland in British Columbia.

the Fraser River is a place were human feet are found.

by Surrey_man April 1, 2009

saddle river day

School where all rich spoiled brats go. The basketball team runs the school even though they have the worst record. No football or baseball team here but it's okay because the classes are super easy. Most people come here when they get bullied or are depressed. Half nerds and half spoiled brats with an exception of a few cool kids

Don't tell anyone you go to Saddle river day or else you will be bullied.

by Rich Bitch $$$ April 21, 2018

James River

The James river is a barrier which separates the freedom loving northern USA north of its currents from the cockfederate barbarians. It has a history of being the barrier between the civilized north and the southern, confederate barbarians. Many bridges which connected the two nations were destroyed in the burning of Richmond, but to this day it is a reminder of the limits of civilization and the civilized world.

South of the James River is the land of darkness and evil known as the deep south, there is evil there waiting for a time of weakness and degeneracy when mankind turns its back on the memory of Sherman and Lincoln. When that time appears to have arrived confederate barbarian will storm the river in there hatred hoping to end freedom, civilization, and AMERICA.

by TheS May 9, 2022