I can't be ringed

I can't be ringed is a phrase used by small pockets of Scottish People. It originated from Kilsyth, a small town north north west of Glasgow. The term was spontaneously created by a Kilsythian and has become somewhat popular amongst his community. Although not all agree with the term, it is believed to have the potential to become nation-wide at least! 'I can't be ringed' is an alternative saying for, I cant be bothered, or I cant be arsed. The word was invented by the creator because of its more "Lazy" sounding psychological effect. it comes from the term ring-piece. Which is used to refer to ones sphincter

Marcus: Come on lets go into town today!

Me: .... I can't be ringed.

Marcus: Come on ya lazy shit.

Me: Do I have to repeat myself...?

by Jonsey-boy-live December 14, 2010

ringtone

The worse thing ever to be created.

If you own ringtone, check with your doctor. You may be a dumbass.

by dehidral767 July 1, 2005

Ringtard

noun: Ringtard
A person who constantly puts annoying ring tones on their cell phone.

Adj: Ringtarded
Describes annoying cell phone ring tones.

Noun:
Hey Ringtard, change that annoying noise coming out you cell phone. I'm sick of hearing a stupid train horn every 5 minutes!

Adj:
You know the regular sound of a phone ringing is sufficient instead of all that ringtarded crap you have coming out of yours.

by Tesaco November 12, 2009

Ringtard

Retard from Ringtown, PA

Jiffy is really a ringtard.

by Rogav July 13, 2015

rinret

Gorgeous girl, great in bed and the perfect person to have a relationship with.Person with a perfect body expecially where the eyes are always attracted to. Generally comes with a crazy family but its worth not worriing about it because she's AWESOME in bed.

Boy 1: Ashley blessed me after school in the courtyard!!

Boy 2: Dude, hook me up with a rinret!!

by Karen stone March 19, 2017

Ringtail

When a man fornicates with a woman that’s bleeding like a stuck pig, he then gets up and all the blood has formed a ring around his penial region

Check out my ringtail Sami

by MuffinMan05 April 29, 2019

Ringtone Hypnosis

1. The sound of the ringtone is too enjoyable to answer the call.
2. The song selected for the ringtone is so mesmerizing, the call recepient chooses to listen to the song over the voice of the caller.
3. When a phone rings, and the recipient becomes so engaged in the song, he forgets to answer the call.
4. The recipient of a call cannot answer the phone because his urges require him to complete the song.
5. The act of choosing to listen to the ringtone over engaging in a conversation with the caller revealed on Caller ID.

1. "Please leave a message: 'Greg! I know you're listening to that stupid song you like so much!! Please change my ringtone to something annoying and end the ringtone hypnosis!'
2. "You haven't spoken to your mother in months, man!"..."I know. It's ringtone hypnosis. I WANT to talk to her, but I just have to let the song play out."
3. "I'm sorry I missed your call. I caught a touch of ringtone hypnosis. It won't happen again. I'm changing the ringtone."
4. "That's your boss! Answer it!" ... "I want to, but you know...ringtone hypnosis"
5. "Dude! Ain't that your girl?"..."Yeah, but I like this song. I can talk to her later."..."They have a word for that, now, you know! It's called 'ringtone hypnosis', dude!"

by Cravicky July 23, 2020