rigor mortis

when the blood of a dead person cools off making them stiff
from latin

i tried to steal the ring off the dead mans finger, but rigor mortis had set in and instead of getting the ring off, i ended up taking the whole hand

by shitze January 12, 2006

Rigor Mortis

A Texas metal band that came along just after Boss Tweed and Pantera and was signed on Capitol records. Rigor Mortis was best known for songs like Speed Whore, Mummified and ZOG. They were also well known for being heroin addicts but still a top notch very professional band. One night at Joes Garage while Rigor Mortis was playing a guy jumped up on the stage and stabbed a couple of the band members.

Rigor Mortis blew the doors off of Joe's Garage last night.

by Rivothead June 4, 2009

rigor mortis

What happens to your fingers when you "finger" someone for too long

Bruh, I fingered that girl so long that when she finished my fingers where all rigor mortis and shit

by D-WALLoftheclique October 22, 2010

Rigoot

(verb) Used to describe a person who's dress sense is SHIT.

Oi mate! Youre a pure RIGOOT!

by tHomo1990 May 1, 2010

rigor mortis

the useful phenomenon that stops stiffs flopping off the table when sickass necro goths try to screw em.

by My May 12, 2003

Rigor

someone who has had so much plastic surgery on thier face they look like rigor mortis has set in. Stiff face

OMG look at rigor over there

by SamanthaJay November 6, 2008

rigor mortis

adjective. Elegant word for a stiff person.

damn. did you see that rigor mortis P. Miller dancing?
hell ya!

by Brennie January 6, 2006