retarded 

Slow of mind, unintelligent, mentally distorted, confused, stupified, numb-in-the-head.

The retarded child ate my plastic spoon.

retarded by Tim XYZ October 27, 2003

Retarded 

A mental condition that greatly decreases one's capacity for absorbing knowledge. Not to be confused with "stupid" which simply refers to one who possesses low mental capacity.

Person 1: That guy is so retarded.

Person 2: No, he's just stupid.

Retarded by iPawd November 1, 2012

retarded 

a person who looks up retarded, retard, etc. on the urban dictionary

if you're reading this because u don't know what it means, you are in fact retarded.

retarded by CH4RL3S D4RW1N February 22, 2010

retarded 

Human beings who are the least understood.

Think before you say "that's retarded"

retarded by anon 174 September 8, 2011

retarded 

When your drive way needs a new coat of tar so you retarded.

Guy1: why cant we walk on your driveway again?

Guy2: cuz we retarded

Guy1: ooo so you put a new coat of tar on it.

Guy2: yup

retarded by Ballzak May 26, 2007

Retarded 

A gifted person that is often unappreciated <3

Look at that retarded guy.... Really? Where? All I see is a gifted person created by God

Retarded by isaybrahhh August 1, 2011

Retarded 

A fallacious name people most often use without knowing the real meaning such as "man, that movie was retarded". When really the real meaning of the word is referring to someone with special needs. Which when you use that word in such a silly sentence, think about the people around you that may know someone that they care about with special needs. So, before saying something is "retarded" just stop and think about what that word REALLY means.

"You are so retarded" (when really he is just calling the guy stupid)

Retarded by Linda Long September 17, 2011