rectosis

condition ,in which a rectum emits foul smelling odors.

Studies have found that consumption of spicy foods and alcohol frequently leads to rectosis.

by batdaddy October 29, 2007

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Rectum Bandit

One who likes to steal the virginity of someone else through anal sex only.

Kid 1: Dude, did you hear that Frank was a Rectum Bandit?

Kid 2: Yeah, my ass hurts already.

by FrankyFirecrotch January 14, 2009

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rectum ribbon

Toilet paper

Paul: Sorry man, I had to go orangastank and now we're all out of rectum ribbon.
Joe: Dammit Stan. Go buy some more!

by Gary2234 June 13, 2011

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Rectumpense

When one person gives another person anal sex "to make hole" after suffering a tort. A legal form of restitution in some states.

See McGroin vs. Brown

Jason McGroin, a mechanic, accepted an offer to fix Emily Brown's car after Emily alluded to paying with sexual favors. Emily did not put out, and Jason sued for rectumpense. The Supreme Court ruled in McGroin's favor, holding that Emily's implied blowjob, with interested, equated to anal sex.

by Honorable Justice Scalia April 2, 2014

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