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Reckart

A portmanteau of erection art, i.e. artistic work prominently featuring erect penises.
The college coffee shop featured lots of Reckart among its display of shitty art made by visual arts majors.
by Reckartfan January 17, 2010
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Rectal gulp

The unwelcomed surprise, splash-back anal entry of liquid produced by the forceful impact of well-formed stool with toilet bowl water.
I feel so unclean. Yesterday's burritos, poor planning, a gas-station restroom and a rectal gulp. Next time, I'll just shit in the parking lot.
by YAWA August 8, 2018
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recharge

to replenish one's energy, resources, etc. (from the notion of recharging a battery)
He has to recharge after a long week.
by The Return of Light Joker September 11, 2009
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rectal rocket

Hamburgers from White Castle. Also known as "sliders".
I ran to the shitter and blew major ass all over because of the rectal rockets from an hour earlier.
by Scud September 12, 2003
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rectangle time

The time of day when people in an obviously social setting instead choose to pull out their smart phones and have some time alone with their "rectangle". The term can also apply to other electronics, such as computers, iPads, etc.
"Having some rectangle time there, I see" she said to Luke, as he stared at the phone screen while sitting on a scenic beach.
by Thefamilyjules August 22, 2017
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rectal blockage

n. A rectal blockage is a large mass of dry, hard stool that can develop in the rectum due to chronic constipation. This mass may be so hard that it cannot come out of the body. Watery stool from higher in the bowel may move around the mass and leak out, causing soiling or diarrhea.
I had a rectal blockage for a week and finally had to seek professional help to have it removed. No more cheese for me!
by Resedo August 12, 2009
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Rectangle Table Kids

This is yet another word that has originated from Hoffman Estates High School. If you enter the cafeteria you first see circle tables and further back are the rectangle tables. This word describes the people who sit here.

1. The very first row of rectangle tables are usually where your nobodies, outcasts, or wannabe circle table kids sit.

2. The rectangle tables to the far right are where your "ghetto" black people, Hispanic, and a few select white people sit. Most of the fights happen here and you can usually see people either: braiding hair, singing off key, dancing ridiculously, or just talking abnormally loud.

3. As you go further back, closer to the middle is where your preps and jocks sit. Most (not all) preps that sit here are very judge-mental and are cheerleaders. Your jocks usually consist of football players who can't win a game. It is strange on how HEHS is good in every other sport but football.

4. Further back is a very special select table that is right next to the lunch line. This single table is usually overrun by the "I think I'm better then you" annoying seniors. These seniors think they run the high school and have law above everyone else, but alas they don't.
"Did you see that fight with the lock?

----Yeah. Why are Rectangle Table Kids so violent?"

"Who's yelling?
-----Oh just those stupid Rectangle Table Kids."

"Man last nights football game sucked. 46 to nothing, come on."
by Rectangle Table Kid September 21, 2009
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