A phrase used in substitution for actual reasons. It's typically used in situations where a question is either too complex to give a sound logical answer and it's simpler to convince the other person that they should just give you the benefit of the doubt, or because the question is incredibly stupid and therefore not worth answering, or the answer that would have been given should be obvious to anyone with a brain. It can also be used to just make a statement about something.
Person 1: I fucking hate Carrot Top.
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: Because reasons.
Person 1: Are you voting for Santorum in the primaries?
Person 2: No, because reasons.
*kid falls off of bicycle*
Person 1: Haha, it's funny because reasons.
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: Because reasons.
Person 1: Are you voting for Santorum in the primaries?
Person 2: No, because reasons.
*kid falls off of bicycle*
Person 1: Haha, it's funny because reasons.
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Sean: hey why did you use squirtle against bellsprout? you know grass is his weakness
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Sean: hey why did you use squirtle against bellsprout? you know grass is his weakness
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Renamon is a fictional character from the Digimon franchise. Renamon's Tamer is Rika, and is a main character in the Digimon Tamers season (as well as the two related movies Battle of Adventurers and Runaway Locomon). Renamon's Digivolution forms are inspired from the Kitsune and other fox spirits of Asian myth. The name "Renamon" is derived from Renard, the French word for Fox.
Appearance
Renamon is tall and powerful for a Rookie level Digimon. She is far more mature than the other Rookie Digimon, considering her experience and her jaded view on life. Renamon's feral features and penetrating icy blue eyes can make her seem quite intimidating, even when she does not mean to give that impression. She seems to be able to teleport short distances. Renamon can also run at high speeds (at least fast enough to keep up with speeding traffic). Throughout the entire series, she hardly ever smiles. She has the Taoist symbol on both of her wrists and a modified version of the same symbol on her thighs.
Description
Renamon became Rika's partner after she received her D-Power shortly after a Digimon Cards tournament. Many Digimon appeared to ask Rika to be their tamer, but at the end, Rika's choice was Renamon; "I just want one strong Digimon". Renamon remained as Rika's companion throughout the Tamers season. Renamon does not remember how she came to the real world from the Digiworld; she only remembers her partnership with Rika. Whenever Rika is alone, Renamon can appear to her.
At first, Renamon's view on humans was that they were just aids for Digimon in Digivolution, and her Tamer, Rika, thought that Digimon were just fighting machines. The two had a distant relationship. As time passed, their friendship grew stronger, having understood each other better, and the two saved each other on many occasions. It reached its zenith when, during the D-Reaper's attack, Rika told Renamon that she preferred fighting by Renamon's side over leaving the battle and saving herself. This enabled the final Bio-mergeance that sparked Sakuyamon's birth.
She gets along with Guilmon and Terriermon well, but she has an interesting love-hate relationship with Impmon, seen mostly in "Impmon's Last Stand", where she seemed very concerned for his safety. Impmon however, left the group and later became Beelzemon. After Biomerging to Sakuyamon, Renamon gains a compassion for life, and repeatedly shows concern for Impmon despite other dangers.
Attacks:
Diamond Storm (狐葉楔 Fox Leaf Arrowhead): Renamon summons a cloud of razor-sharp shards which she fires on her foe.
Power Paw: Only used once in the show, Renamon's hands and feet are surrounded by blue fire as she strikes.
Renamon is a fictional character from the Digimon franchise. Renamon's Tamer is Rika, and is a main character in the Digimon Tamers season (as well as the two related movies Battle of Adventurers and Runaway Locomon). Renamon's Digivolution forms are inspired from the Kitsune and other fox spirits of Asian myth. The name "Renamon" is derived from Renard, the French word for Fox.
Appearance
Renamon is tall and powerful for a Rookie level Digimon. She is far more mature than the other Rookie Digimon, considering her experience and her jaded view on life. Renamon's feral features and penetrating icy blue eyes can make her seem quite intimidating, even when she does not mean to give that impression. She seems to be able to teleport short distances. Renamon can also run at high speeds (at least fast enough to keep up with speeding traffic). Throughout the entire series, she hardly ever smiles. She has the Taoist symbol on both of her wrists and a modified version of the same symbol on her thighs.
Description
Renamon became Rika's partner after she received her D-Power shortly after a Digimon Cards tournament. Many Digimon appeared to ask Rika to be their tamer, but at the end, Rika's choice was Renamon; "I just want one strong Digimon". Renamon remained as Rika's companion throughout the Tamers season. Renamon does not remember how she came to the real world from the Digiworld; she only remembers her partnership with Rika. Whenever Rika is alone, Renamon can appear to her.
At first, Renamon's view on humans was that they were just aids for Digimon in Digivolution, and her Tamer, Rika, thought that Digimon were just fighting machines. The two had a distant relationship. As time passed, their friendship grew stronger, having understood each other better, and the two saved each other on many occasions. It reached its zenith when, during the D-Reaper's attack, Rika told Renamon that she preferred fighting by Renamon's side over leaving the battle and saving herself. This enabled the final Bio-mergeance that sparked Sakuyamon's birth.
She gets along with Guilmon and Terriermon well, but she has an interesting love-hate relationship with Impmon, seen mostly in "Impmon's Last Stand", where she seemed very concerned for his safety. Impmon however, left the group and later became Beelzemon. After Biomerging to Sakuyamon, Renamon gains a compassion for life, and repeatedly shows concern for Impmon despite other dangers.
Attacks:
Diamond Storm (狐葉楔 Fox Leaf Arrowhead): Renamon summons a cloud of razor-sharp shards which she fires on her foe.
Power Paw: Only used once in the show, Renamon's hands and feet are surrounded by blue fire as she strikes.
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