Lord of the Ringing

When one sits down and watches The Lord of the Rings Trilogy from beginning to end with no breaks.

I do not have any class today so were going to watch The Lord of Rings movies all day. Oh, so your Lord of the Ringing today.

by Jayhawk24 November 27, 2007

Ring Gag

A 1-3" diameter ring, usually wrapped in leather, with 2 straps attached to each side that wrap around the head to hold it in place in the mouth. The main purpose is to hold the mouth open for insertion or whatever else the top can think of. Always leads to excessive amounts of drooling and messes up your speech really bad.

Put in this ring gag so I can fuck your mouth

by KR3W May 1, 2008

ghost ring

when one feels a vibration in their leg, as if their cell phone was ringing, but actually the cell phone was not on vibrate, or was absent altogether

Dang, I keep having ghost rings, but I left my cell at home!

by thizzaurus December 19, 2008

Ring Damage

Ring Damage, the result of LORD (see separate definition) activity on a trading portfolio. Ring Damage is normally experienced the following morning & is a resultant of bouts of late night (& usually unsuccessful) outright trading. Ring Damage can become severe if the LORD activity goes unchecked. This may lead to long term & sometimes irreversible damage to the Ring. Ring damage can be insured for however.

Oh no, he was long & wrong again, that was LORD. We will see the ring damage shortly on our reports.

by Craig Smyth March 8, 2005

Barrel Racing

Equestrian sport that involves turning three barrels in a cloverleaf pattern in the fastest time possible. Alternatively, throwing money out the truck window and having a friend hit you in the shins with a metal pipe will give you the same thrill.

" Why do you compete in barrel racing?"
" Because I love having a bank account balance of $2.42."

by barrelchick6 March 24, 2017

Briggsy ring-splitter

A popular homosexual practice in which a bender takes two dicks in his ass at the same time. Named after the famous gay artist Briggsy who popularised it at his renowned gay soirees in the 1990s.

It's no wonder that Briggsy walked funny. Nigel and Quentin gave me a Briggsy ring-splitter at the weekend and I haven't been able to sit down since.

by Slimy Helmet June 15, 2015

Diversion Ring

When a good looking women uses an ordinary ring on her wedding finger to make strangers believe she is engaged/married, and to divert prowling men away from them.

Also known as CBR (Cock Block Ring) The death of all men on the pull.

Victim - Hey gurl, Can I grab you a drink cause you my type babe?

Woman - Look at the finger durrr!!!

Victims Friends - Man you've just been fucked by the Diversion Ring!!

by bENbENocONNELL March 20, 2017