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rattle snakey 

On edge, paranoid, unsure, or just generally uneasy. Like a Rattlesnake.
I ate 3 of them little paper squares in my son’s desk. Feelin’ a little rattle snakey.

Timber Rattler 

Wiggling your dick in a girls dangling earings, producing a sound that resembles that of a rattlesnake poised to strike.
"My girlfriend was mouthing off so I gave her the ol' Timber Rattler"

Rattles' Law 

A theory proposed by Gamesradar.com's Rattlehead stating that the weirder the porn is, the less attractive the pornstars are.
Man 1: "Eeewww man, how come whenever I look up scat the girls are always ugly as hell?"
Man 2: "It is called "Rattles' law". Try looking up normal stuff
Rattles' Law by Dr. Manyspawn November 22, 2011

rattle bomb

wen a bitch stomp yo dik
HEY, quit stompin my dik bitch. Also, rattle bomb is a synanym for this sitchuation, beaner
A Variety of prescription or non-prescription medication of choice stored in a plastic bottle (prescription bottle), when shaken gives off the same sound of an irritated rattle snake. Rattler
"Man, chill out, you need a hit off my rattler"?
Rattler by BTLS fan, Bubba ARMY October 29, 2006

rattlesnake wiggle 

the act of having a limp dick (must be gifted enough to have a large limp dick) and having a girl about to give you head on her knees and while standing swing your hips from side to side making your dick smack off each side of her face making a noise, or you can do it without the girl and make it snap off each one of your legs,, must make noise!!!!
i gave her the rattlesnake wiggle last night and she loved it