Railey

A good friend to have and he got your back no matter what. He is very good at multiple sports and never fails to achieve.

You see railey win again for the millionth time

by Navigator Gonzaxtor June 16, 2019

railspike insomnia

The condition where you can't sleep due to a boner.

Due to Chris's flirting, Elliot had a severe case of railspike insomnia that prevented him from sleeping at all that night.

by Saint Elliot July 8, 2010

Jesus rail

n.

The passenger hand rail above the car window. Used by people who can't drive, those who prefer to be in control, or frightened mothers.

(in car, Driver accelerates)

Passenger: Jesus! (holding onto car hand rail for dear life)
Driver: You don't have to hold onto the Jesus rail, I'm doing the speed limit!

Passenger: (holding onto car hand rail, eyes closed)
Driver: Stop holding the Jesus rail, I'm not trying to kill you!

etc.

by SilverGirl78 April 8, 2011

The Transcontinental Railroad

First, you have locate a girl from the west coast and a girl from the east coast. Then, you have to find a solid gold dildo. Once you've aquired the solid gold dildo, you give it to the girls, who proceed to use it. This unites the west coast and east coast with a gold spike. Grant would be proud.

"President Grant, we've completed the Transcontinental Railroad."
"Marvelous! When can I ride it?"
"Hmm... I believe that's up to them sir."

by The Decafe Coffey April 1, 2009

Trucks and Railways

Vehicles that move lots of things around

Did you know that trucks and railways move lots of things around?

by BioFever836 May 12, 2019

Rimjob railroad

A group of two or more people who connect themselves, mouth to anus, and form a line.

Bob: Hey Jim, are you riding the rimjob railroad tonight?

Jim: No bob. My anus is too sore.

by Dirty Tizzle January 3, 2013

railroading

In gaming, the act of forcing a player to "choose to" do something they don't really want to in order to advance the plot according to the wishes or designs of the GM.

Thus, the player feels like they're being moved through a world (or plot) as if on train tracks, without any choice on where to go.

"So we have to search the lower dungeon to find the key, despite the fact that this door is rotten and my character has 19 strength? Stop railroading us!"

by FeepingCreature March 9, 2013