igno-rant

A noisy, ill-informed and unsophisticated declamation coupled with a lack of credibility and should never be taken serious.

The recent conservative tea parties to protest taxes are merely an attempt a collective igno-rant by a bunch of whinny little cry babies.

by S.W.A April 17, 2009

thought rant

When you play out a whole scenario in your head of what you hope will happen, usually doesn't end up happening.

Dude, I had a huge thought rant of how my night was going to go last night and non of it was right.

by SecretServixMann July 18, 2017

Stair Rant

The string of words, either profanities or not, that are said by a person with very sore legs while climbing up or down the stairs.

This rant can also be used by one who is just tired or has something aagainst stairs.

Eample of a stair rant: "Goddammit...sonofabitch...i fucking hate stairs...why do they make you climb them everytime you want to leave the gym!?!"

"Jim totally stair ranted up all 8 flights of stairs up to his office today"

by Kitty-Kat101 May 20, 2009

grandpa rant

When your grandpa or friend goes into a rant about something that you can't just walk away from so you're forced to listen to him until he finishes

Friend 1: Did I ever tell you about the time when--

Friend 2: If you go off into a grandpa rant, I'll punch you in the face.

by Deedjahkno December 29, 2007

granny rant

An unhinged, verbose, overdramatic rant, typically written or performed online, about a topic that could be delivered more succinctly, kindly, or effectively. Usually an expression of anger or misfortune.

Aunt Mary’s granny rant about how her epidural injections for her back never worked was incredibly annoying.

by jrsch June 26, 2018

Rap Rant

A type of rap song that has no chours' and is verses afters versus about the same topic

"They really did that?!?" "I have to tell someone,wait, I have a song due next week" " I'll just rap rant"

by Mut3y January 30, 2019

Kanye Rant

When you or someone randomly rants about something that's entirely confusing and totally irrelevant

Friend: I'm so against PDA because it upsets baby chickens and adds to the global warming trend that only the aliens believe in.
Me: This Kanye rant is more confusing than the ending of Lost. Eat a Snickers or take a nap!

by Storypoet December 1, 2016