pep rally

WHAT: A pointless event characterized by loud, slutty cheerleaders yelling at you to support your school's team, General insanity, a bunch of jocks acting like assholes yelling to you about how they'll kick the other team's ass when in the end they get their asses handed to them on a silver plate, loud and eardrum-rupturing techno/motivational music

WHEN: Scheduled by the principal or whenever your team has a game

WHY: Motivation(?), To be a complete waste of time

What to do in this situation: Skip/ditch the pep rally entirely, attend and fall asleep, ask to use the facilities and don't return, visit the Christian cult at the back of your school (yes, there's a Christian cult at the back of your school)

Joe: Well fuck me with a yard stick! There's a goddamned pep rally today!!

Chris: WTF?! dude that sucks mega balls!

Joe: Wanna ditch and play Halo?

Chris: Is there a reason I would remain at this gay pep rally?

Joe: Good point :|

by MegadethFan345 December 14, 2010

Ralph Macchio

The sexiest mother fuka actor alive, finna make me act up in Karate Kid and the Outsiders.

Gunta: "Hey did you see Ralph Macchio in the Karate Kid, he looked sooo good"
Siena: "I know right, he looked even better in the outsiders"

by Choochie Man November 23, 2020

Raliowal

A very distinct creature most notoriously known for it's excessive speed of speech, which leaves many of it's peers utterly baffled and bewildered. In elementary terms, as Mr. Raliowal himself so elegantly put it, " Sometimes I speak so fast I mumble.' Surely, many of his peers have taken much enjoyement in Mr. Raliowals constant "fuck-ups" and this has earned Mr. Raliowal the prestigous title of "Railson". In further pursuing Mr. Raliowal's flaws , we cannot overlook the innate human(although quite excessive) desire to engage in sexual behaviour. For instance, his sheer enthusiasm to participate in an orgasmic explosion involving himself, a female and another male ( however, it is not yet confirmed if a female is even in Mr. Raliowal's plans, but sources say the male is known to be the "MONSTER" bhavneet). Nevertheless, despite these outstanding issues, Mr. Raliowal is extremly kind-hearted and will share absolutley anything with anyone ( not sure if the information is always welcome). This specie's hobbies include tanning, mumboing, hiding in the dark, and slamming bear.

There goes Raliowal

by Sabaratnam Monster Arulkumaran August 12, 2009

Ralsei Smoking A Fat Blunt

A popular meme or shitpost in the Deltarune community, centered around a picture of Ralsei, one of the main characters of Deltarune, smoking a particularly large amount of weed.

The meme has since produced several animations.

Person A: "Hey, check out this picture of Ralsei smoking a fat blunt!"
Person B: "Holy shit, Ralsei is smoking a fat blunt!"
*laugh track plays*

by *But nobody came. October 31, 2021

Ralsei

funny cute goat boy from deltarune that everyone loves

naturally, with love comes memes and ralsei has had many memes about him throughout the years, but the most popular (that I could find) are:

ralsei with a gun, a concept that's been thrown around the internet ever since chapter 1 released in 2018

ralsei smoking a fat dart, which has risen to popularity after chapter 2's release in 2021. (yes the second chapter took that long)

however, with love also comes literal love as in "let me fuck the asshole" type love, meaning some fucking basement dwelling body flab nikocado avocado lookin ass bastards have made some "questionable" art of ralsei over the years.

if you wish to keep your eyeballs I highly advise you to never look that shit up, and if you're into it then you're fuckin weird

Person 1:"Hey bud what do you think of Ralsei from Deltarune?"
Person 2:"Very cute"
Person 3:"I want to fuck him"
Person 1 and Person 2:"What the fuck is wrong with you"

by gman gaming November 12, 2021

Calling Ralph

Vomitting after drinking too much, because when you boot, it sounds like you're saying Ralph. Also known as 'calling ralph on the big white phone'

After my fifth 40, I had to call Ralph on the big white phone.

by PAYYOURDEBTS February 17, 2005

ralol

ralol (really am laughing out loud): verb; in the family of internet abbreviations; to perceieve a statement or action as extremely and hilarious while on a technological device that sends messages, texts, e-mail, statuses, SMS, ect., and wanting to express your emotions without wanting to sound like a generic 21st century internet lingo obsessed person; one writes ralol to express that they are in fact in the process of acting sounds of laughter; similarly one can also write RALOL in a capiltalized format in order to show that they are laugher even louder and harder than their usual expression of mirth.

Lindsay: My first pep rally as a high school freshman I tripped down the stairs on the bleachers.

Rachel: RALOL omg omg hahaha

by Rachel Beasley, Lindsay Fisher January 14, 2010